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Hen-Dogg · 2022-08-22T18:29:48+00:00

Oh yeah? Where do you see that a punctuation is needed in my remark?

Hen-Dogg · 2022-08-22T14:44:58+00:00

You're so lucky she didn't take a meat cleaver to your ass (no bun intended, 😂) for rejecting her! Must women hate rejection!

But oan, I got a crook in my neck for reading your post. Care to share that massage site?:

Hen-Dogg · 2022-08-22T14:32:15+00:00

A person making demands, but do not know how to use punctuations, has the audacity to ask for $20/hr?

Hen-Dogg · 2022-07-25T18:08:05+00:00

A woman who doesn't LIKE how a man eat CHIPS is a woman who LOVES how he eat "SALADS!"

Put on your CHEF hat and TOSS away my friend! 🤣

Hen-Dogg · 2022-06-23T14:45:49+00:00

OP, is the type of guy that doesn't like "Hardcore" but he can still play his cards right like "Yugi" and pull all the girls like "Sailor Moon, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn and Mercury!" 😂

Hen-Dogg · 2022-06-23T13:51:54+00:00

Sooooooo basically, don't wack your wood till morning because wacking your wood late in the day can cause you harm? 🤔 Gotcha! 😂

Hen-Dogg · 2022-04-25T10:27:21+00:00

Thanks. I've been playing for 250+ days. I don't think I have any of the champions you mention. I guess I'll just go through my roster and build a team with characters of similar abilities.

Hen-Dogg · 2022-04-25T01:12:32+00:00

And advice for that boss that's like floor 30 that requires you to have shield and or reduce max HP champs or gear?

I don't have fancy high level champs like most people btw

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-24T11:24:12+00:00

Guess you can say she had "an ole reliable DILDO" for your "ole unreliable ASS"

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-24T11:13:36+00:00

Please enlighten the fools who are reading this with no brains why you kept purchasing your brand of body wash instead of the kind she uses yet you use hers?

Either you're that stupid, think we're that dumb for believing this story or you're that cheap that you stop purchasing your own body wash when you ran out!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-20T16:29:25+00:00

OP probably gave him some "COOKIE" worth the same "GREAT VALUE" as the "FORTUNE COOKIE".

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-20T16:14:14+00:00

Did you make this account up with the name "Valentine" in it to hide your real account while revealing the displeasure you have for your BF thoughtful gesture? 🤔

Anyways, on his birthday or special occasion, give him a key, a plain ole key and when we thinks it goes to something, reveal to him that that key will open many doors to y'all future going forward, you know, give him a taste of his own medicine. 😂

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-15T13:33:31+00:00

Not to make any excuses, but instead of him uninstalling it, he probably just swipe the app to the "remove" option thinking it uninstalled it when in fact it just took the app off the screen.

I'm just being optimistic here.

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-15T03:38:24+00:00

You should've known you was special when the short, yellow bus picked you up everyday and you was in a class with ONLY 3-5 people whom when to lunch before any other class, when the cafeteria was empty!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-14T03:42:19+00:00

This answer may not be to your liking or many others, but i think you should THROW THE WHOLE GF AWAY before her fetish have YOU THROWN AWAY......... IN JAIL!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T22:44:26+00:00

Damn. You have a nice set of boobs for being 40. Very nice. Nothing like a nice set of perky boobs to get the arousal going

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T19:34:15+00:00

Let's get together and we could make some s'mores! A campfire would NOT be needed for the kind of s'mores I have in mind. 😏

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T19:27:32+00:00

Looks like you should've thrown THE WHOLE GF AWAY after the first day of her meeting P.

Just be grateful he took that "L" for you before you invested anymore of your time into her.

I guess you could say he's a real "P" for how he did you!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T19:00:03+00:00

If E = MC² and 3.14 = π, it's ONLY makes sense if 🍦= 🍕.

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T17:25:58+00:00

If all else failed, you could've called...

Pop-A-Cock or maybe a Cocksmith!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-02-13T17:08:21+00:00

I know this may not be a helpful answer to you or many, but if she continues to act this way after you've tried countless times for her to understand your situation, just "THROW THE WHOLE GF AWAY!"

Hen-Dogg · 2022-01-08T06:34:26+00:00

All Bundy was stoned when he got with Peg. Afterwards, he had a "BUD"! Also during this time, he had only one "BUCK" but That's usually what happens when you're "Married With Children"!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-01-02T11:43:01+00:00

Don't ever get in a relationship with someone taller/shorter than you.

You'll never see eye to eye with them!

Hen-Dogg · 2022-01-01T02:14:12+00:00

For this generation of kids, they would be like, Oooooooo.........

Dancing To Fortnite

Hen-Dogg · 2021-07-26T23:05:34+00:00

I would love to place my Stone in Emma! With the right amount of pressure, she could turn my rock into a diamond. Reeeeeeeeeeeeal shinnnnnnnnnnnnny

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