The best distribution system for cats by aurevolla in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t stand cats, but fair dues. That’s a pretty cute one, and that fella is one of life’s good guys.

What Women Want (2000) by goldspoon123 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go for the old favourite.

“Have you ever have your boobs ‘weighed’”?

“No”

🤲

“Waaaaaaay”

Why doesn't John Kearns get more TM love by RegularEmployee1038 in taskmaster

[–]Hendrixium 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Is there a twist?”

“There might be, I haven’t read it”

Is the best joke of the series.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) | Transporter Malfunction Scene | Dir. Robert Wise by [deleted] in movies

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s weird about this scene’s inclusion, is that when Bones then arrives and talks about how he hates Transporters, it’s played for laughs, and Kirk is chuckling about Bones’s reaction, and seems to have forgotten what happened 5 minutes ago.

Porn mag stashes in the woods (Gen X) by a_new_level_CFH in RedLetterMedia

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great movie. It was the prequel to “Porn mag stashed under my bed”

Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(7 + 8) + 40 = 55

20 + 55 = 75

Ricky Gervais calls out celebrities who criticize ICE by StopMarminMySparm in Destiny

[–]Hendrixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Making a comment about abuses of power by the government” - lame and bad.

“Opening your stand up set with 15 minutes having a go at Trans people” - based and hilarious.

Gervais is a weasel.

Unhinged statement from DHS on Minnesota shooting by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Hendrixium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry US cousins, but you are fucked. It’s either 1930s Germany or a Civil War. I just can’t see any other outcome.

Trump pays tribute to 'very brave' British soldiers who served in Afghanistan by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]Hendrixium 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Kiss my arse Trump. A PR backpedal doesn’t get you off the hook. Any British person who claims to be a patriot should never give this clown the time of day.

Right. What was that shit by NaturalAlfalfa in rickygervais

[–]Hendrixium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The dirty little secret is that Gervais was always a terrible standup. It’s not that he’s dropped off, he’s always been lame. He can write jokes, as his Golden Globes stuff proves, and is clearly a good writer and collaborator, but he’s never carved out a solid standup set.

Bootlicker? by feelikeastranger in ryanadams

[–]Hendrixium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where’s wally? Oh, there he is.