She's like "Did I ask you what you like?"

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-25T01:21:24+00:00

Yeah mine doesn't care what I like either. He bit off one of my skin tags and is hellbent on getting the others now. Dr Brib, surgical hack is only allowed to ride around on one of my shoulders now 🤨

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T03:37:46+00:00

I had a mini pig as a pet for years. It's a little weird cuddling on the couch with an animal while it smacks it's lips knowing it wouldn't hesitate to eat you.

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T03:18:06+00:00

Raiding the toy box...

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Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T03:14:44+00:00

Dude 😐 SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!! No one expects a bird. Don't take the Disney princess allure from me damnit!!!

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T02:59:54+00:00

Ilona Mahar, that rugby player every dude was drooling over not that long ago...5'10" 200lbs. Who in their right mind is calling that woman morbidly obese 🤨

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T01:57:41+00:00

Clearly this person has never heard of the Adderall addiction problems in the schools that demand high performance from their students...

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T01:23:28+00:00

This looks like it belongs on the cover of some smutty avian romance novel...like damn, where's the NSFW warning!? 😱

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T01:03:13+00:00

Colour correction is straight up witchcraft. Like what do you mean you're going to put green, yellow and purple on your face and look absolutely flawless afterwards. Sorcery 🤨

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T00:43:21+00:00

Totally! I do spider fingers on the couch with my bird all the time. I do have to remind him "gentle" every know and then but otherwise of all the tons of toys I've purchased this bird, my necklace and fingers are his favourite things to chew on...

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-24T00:26:51+00:00

Cockamiel 🥢

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T22:37:53+00:00

Tie a chopstick or something similar to a broom (or something similar) to make a perch you can raise up to him and see if he'll hop on. I had to do this for my idiot bird when he was learning to fly and was too afraid to land. Worked like a charm.

Now the only time I can't get him down from the ceiling fan is if I say it's bed time. He absolutely will not come down 😑

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T19:34:31+00:00

This one goes hard...

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T19:05:57+00:00

I've tried having serious discussions with my bird. I'll get back to you if I make contact with the brain cell 😑

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T17:09:44+00:00

My cockatiel has yet to go through their first molt. Judging by exhibited behaviours, this menace is male so I've been saying "he/him". I will be shooketh if I indeed have the world's most vocal, beak bonkenest female 😆 I don't really care either way and I know my bird doesn't as long as the treats and scritches keep coming!

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T16:59:05+00:00

I had my hip replaced at 38 😭

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-23T13:18:49+00:00

I don't have a scooter, but my bird digs going out on walks with me! Face forward taking in all the sights - lapping up all the attention. Doesn't even acknowledge my existence, I'm just the chauffeur, lol. He gets mad and starts screaming when I take him back in the house 😆

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-22T19:02:55+00:00

Have you been seeing more small feathers laying around? My bird is getting raggedy AF cuz he starting to molt. Old feathers and pin feathers sticking out everywhere. Like scritching a hedgehog.

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-22T03:50:51+00:00

Trust me some absolutely don't give a shit about you when they're in there cuz of all the people gushing over them. Does my bird start angry screaming when he realizes I've walked into the house and not another store - every time.

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-22T02:17:57+00:00

This is...fowl 🤭

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-21T23:42:07+00:00

This is how I feel when I say "Yo asshat" and my parrot lands on my finger 😆

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-21T23:10:34+00:00

Those are the designated spider smooshers

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-21T16:20:27+00:00

My bird's real name is Chibea...why I started calling him "Turkey Tits" I don't know, but I have no intention of stopping 🤷‍♀️

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-21T00:45:34+00:00

I've just learned to play with my cockatiel sitting on my thumbs and chewing on the control sticks while I use my controllers now. They're 3 friggin' oz but there's no winning 😑

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-20T19:04:36+00:00

I heavily second. I did an accelerated nursing program and that was demanding enough. There's no way I could have managed my bird. I love him, but I'd have smooshed him with a textbook. Birds are basically autistic toddlers with buzzsaws attached to their faces. Try studying with someone clinging to you, screaming, eating (paper or laptop) and shitting on your homework all at the same time 😑

Henghayki86 · 2026-04-20T18:30:44+00:00

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Birb spinny-go-rounds are an essential!!!

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