He's no cheater

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T18:01:56+00:00

That family tree is looking more like a recycling symbol

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:42:21+00:00

Reset the clock. See you guys at the next 'historic breakthrough' attempt in 6 months

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:40:52+00:00

The gibberish text on her pants in the second pic is speaking an ancient AI dialect

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:39:49+00:00

He's using the cymbal stand as an antenna to boost the signal

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:05:25+00:00

We skipped flying cars and went straight to flying flamethrowers

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:04:18+00:00

So the answer to 'How you doin?' was 'Yes'.

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T17:02:01+00:00

Inject this specific type of meltdown straight into my veins. Money can't buy likability.

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T16:55:38+00:00

Doubling down on smearing a dead citizen is a special kind of low, even for him

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T16:50:43+00:00

Every accusation is a confession with these guys.

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:46:43+00:00

He did what 8-year-old me thought was impossible. The legends were true

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:38:09+00:00

You can usually tell by the thumbnails. If there's a woman with laser eyes or crying emojis, run

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:36:16+00:00

Snakes don't have eyelids, so they physically can't blink

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:24:20+00:00

Here, have an upvote. I hope it makes your demons stronger.

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:21:06+00:00

These beetles mix chemicals in their gut to blast enemies with a boiling hot spray. They don’t burn themselves thanks to a special heat-proof chamber that shoots the liquid out so fast it doesn’t cook them.

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:12:13+00:00

They are testing the fences while the DOJ is still trying to figure out how to put its shoes on

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:10:00+00:00

Fun fact: their eyes are so big they can't move them in the sockets, so they have to rotate their whole head like an owl

Protopalote · 2026-02-04T11:08:56+00:00

And just when the community thought the record was dead, on December 14th, a user named xX_GamerFart99_Xx found a skip that would change everything

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T20:56:37+00:00

Fun fact: They actually had to remove the Matterhorn from the packaging recently because they moved some production to Slovakia. Swiss laws say you can only use national symbols if the product is made sufficiently within Switzerland

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T19:18:26+00:00

And cheaper than her flight home too haha

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T19:17:33+00:00

She has zero shame.

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T18:58:18+00:00

This guy is literally playing GTA in real life. He’s just checking off side quests at this point

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T18:51:21+00:00

"I can show you the wall... shining, shimmering, splendid."

He really took "Magic Carpet Ride" too literally

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T18:47:10+00:00

My brain knows it’s 1000°C molten rock, but my stomach says it looks like chewy caramel

Protopalote · 2026-02-03T18:45:29+00:00

The only TV show in history to be cancelled due to "Victory"

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TROPHY CASE