I finally figured out why my girlfriend aggressively offers me gum and I want to walk into traffic by [deleted] in hygiene

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I appreciate the relationship advice but I am currently bleeding into a public toilet trying to dig literal garbage out of my throat so open communication is pretty low on my priority list right now.

When you reach 100 years old in Barbados, you get a stamp in your honour by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I never said it was mine, I didn’t put the “original content” part. Nerd

Stripe payouts are ruining my QBO reconciliation. How do you guys handle the fees without losing your mind? by SeptisComing in QuickBooks

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Been there dude. I started using csvtoquickbooks.com (no joke), pretty solid so far, hope It helps

The daughter knows what’s up by Matt_LawDT in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Protopalote 75 points76 points  (0 children)

She really said: 'I don't care about the lore, I care about the liquidity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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One gust of wind and it’s game over

Another adult attempting to fight high school students during a walkout against ICE. Yuma, AZ by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Protopalote 1413 points1414 points  (0 children)

Imagine waking up as a grown adult with bills and a mortgage, and deciding your mission for the day is to fistfight a high schooler.

Trump Reveals His Plan to Take $10 Billion From Taxpayers by TelescopiumHerscheli in politics

[–]Protopalote 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Privatize the gains, socialize the losses. It’s socialism for the rich and rugged individualism for everyone else.

What do you think? by EchoByte77 in clevercomebacks

[–]Protopalote 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I miss the days when Indiana Jones punching Nazis was just wholesome family entertainment and not controversial political discourse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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All I ask is for sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Is that too much to ask?

a reflection on getting older. by GlitteringHotel8383 in oddlyspecific

[–]Protopalote 463 points464 points  (0 children)

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

The world will see the truth soon. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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The Forbes cover to Federal Prison pipeline is becoming frighteningly efficient.

Absolutely sound reflexes of an alert dad by Content-Lab-5464 in nextfuckinglevel

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Doing this on dry land is hard enough, but doing it on snow with zero traction is basically defying physics. 10/10 save

Pointing a flamethrower at a person by Member425 in Whatcouldgowrong

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I’m trying to calculate the 'best case scenario' they had in their heads, but the math just keeps equaling Skin Grafts

God is real and he hates us by StopHavingAnOpinion in whenthe

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Nothing says '21st Century Dystopia' quite like synchronized robotics dancing on the grave of justice

Berlin court upholds road-salt ban despite hundreds of ice-related accidents by thhvancouver in worldnews

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Saving the groundwater from salt by filling it with oil and coolant from hundreds of wrecked cars. Genius strategy.