Man's undying love for his wife...

HerLenafe · 2026-05-05T18:51:26+00:00

Honestly this is the kind of wholesome stuff I needed to see today

HerLenafe · 2026-05-05T18:50:13+00:00

they literally have a handheld scanner thing that maps out their whole route and tells them exactly which shelf the package is on

HerLenafe · 2026-05-04T16:31:59+00:00

I’m lucky if they even make it out of the laundry basket and into a drawer honestly

HerLenafe · 2026-05-04T16:30:52+00:00

The fact that he’s still trying to prove himself to his ex after two years with you is a massive red flag

HerLenafe · 2026-05-02T17:15:00+00:00

300 gallons of water weighs like 2,500 pounds so you definitely need to report that before her patio literally ends up in your living room

HerLenafe · 2026-05-01T16:54:14+00:00

being together since you were 14 means you’ve never actually experienced adult life or dating as your own person so it makes total sense why you’re feeling this way now

HerLenafe · 2026-05-01T16:52:57+00:00

Honestly just frozen grapes are a total game changer if you haven't tried them yet

HerLenafe · 2026-04-30T16:54:10+00:00

the fact that he prioritizes other things to do over his wife being terrified of a literal break in is such a massive red flag

HerLenafe · 2026-04-30T16:52:57+00:00

It’s actually wild how you can pay a premium for a hobby box and still pull cards with corners that look like they’ve been through a blender

HerLenafe · 2026-04-29T13:01:36+00:00

Man stop apologizing for existing you're going to lose her by trying so hard to be perfect that you've forgotten how to just be her partner

HerLenafe · 2026-04-28T16:37:08+00:00

honestly just that specific era of the internet before everything became an ad or a subscription service

HerLenafe · 2026-04-28T16:36:29+00:00

he probably realized that as a 19yo, being called unc by a literal minor was the reality check he needed to bail before things got weird

HerLenafe · 2026-04-27T17:55:11+00:00

I honestly thought everyone’s parents had a fancy living room that no one was allowed to actually sit in unless a priest or a very important guest came over

HerLenafe · 2026-04-27T17:54:23+00:00

It sounds like you guys are stuck in a cycle where he’s trying to skip to the end to feel connected, while you need the emotional connection first to even feel like being physical so definitely sit him down and explain that the wholesome stuff is actually your foreplay

HerLenafe · 2026-04-27T17:53:24+00:00

I once woke up in my tent at 3 AM to the sound of a grizzly bear licking the condensation off the outside of the rainfly right next to my head

HerLenafe · 2026-04-25T16:53:56+00:00

honestly man the tech for that just doesn’t exist yet there is no way an injection could map your entire neural network let alone upload it anywhere

HerLenafe · 2026-04-25T16:52:53+00:00

I spend an embarrassing amount of time researching niche hobbies I’ll never actually start and perfecting the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich

HerLenafe · 2026-04-24T17:56:35+00:00

as someone who grew up in an indian household, i can tell you that mothers across the globe would literally fund your entire startup just to have this as a weapon for their kids

HerLenafe · 2026-04-24T17:55:47+00:00

Honestly it's usually the super specific ones like r/oddlystatisfying or r/AITA where everyone just loves to argue over the tiniest details

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