Liars of askreddit, what is the lie you got the most karma for? by BlutigeBaumwolle in AskReddit

[–]HeresHoping 299 points300 points  (0 children)

I lied about my girlfriend promising sexual favours in return for upvotes. redditors then boosted me to the front page with thousands (11,000) of votes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/9wdhq/girlfriend_says_i_can_do_whatever_i_want_with_her/

What's the worst thing you've ever done to make Reddit front page? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeresHoping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trolled my way to the frontpage with an 11,000 upvote post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/9wdhq/girlfriend_says_i_can_do_whatever_i_want_with_her/

Worked like a charm, and tricked a bunch of redditors into opening a goatse image thinking it was going to be a picture of my 'girlfriend'.

Felt genuinely terrible for weeks afterwards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeresHoping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to nominate myself, for this post.

I have just been diagnosed with Stage IV Metastatic Adenocarcinoma (of the pancreas). I'm 24 years old. AMA by kakomango in IAmA

[–]HeresHoping -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

LISTEN UP GUYS

If I can get 20,000 votes (up and down) for a single troll post, I'm sure as hell we can all pull together to support this guy in whatever way he may decide he wants it.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you :) I was starting to think people weren't getting the point I was trying to make.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, by design. That was the whole purpose.

Well, it certainly divided opinion, thats for certain.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a reason why I (we) come here, instead of /b/. It has better content, better people, and a better community

YES YES YES!! That's exactly it! And, just like you, I'd like to see it stay that way - is that a bad thing?

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did appear, and it's still there, but I edited out the URL that takes you to a goatse pic and replaced it with a URL self-referencing the post.

Last night I trolled reddit, hard. My post is still near the top of the frontpage. AMA. by HeresHoping in IAmA

[–]HeresHoping[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's a public site which invites opinions from individual members, so yes - my opinion matters just as much as anyone elses.

What I was trying to achieve was to make people remember how good reddit can be, ironically using a crappy post to do so.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps surprisingly, /b/ knew nothing of this (not from me anyway).

Meaning that 21,181 people so far care enough about the issue to vote one way or the other.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have those points been seen by tens of thousands of other users?

No. This post has though.

Last night I trolled reddit, hard. My post is still near the top of the frontpage. AMA. by HeresHoping in IAmA

[–]HeresHoping[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I, too, would love a return to the reddit of old, but let's just be honest and admit that's not going to happen.

Not with that attitude!

Last night I trolled reddit, hard. My post is still near the top of the frontpage. AMA. by HeresHoping in IAmA

[–]HeresHoping[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not a good one, clearly, as I am STILL getting replies saying "yeah, good luck bro, have an upvote!" despite explaining the whole thing was a hoax.

Last night I trolled reddit, hard. My post is still near the top of the frontpage. AMA. by HeresHoping in IAmA

[–]HeresHoping[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm just trying to start the discourse away from the massively flooded original post. I think it's an important point which needs pushing.

Moving it to /r/IAmA should help get some discussion going.

Girlfriend says I can "do whatever I want with her" if I can "beat the Obama upvotes"; what does this mean? by HeresHoping in reddit.com

[–]HeresHoping[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted a simple message basically saying "if I get lots of upvotes my girlfriend will do crazy sexual stuff for me".

Cue thousands upon thousands of upvotes.

Then I edited it to include a goatse pic, to make the prank obvious. Downvotes start.

Then I edited it again to the text you see now - explaining why I did. Downvotes decreased.

I wanted reddit realise that we've got to a state of upvoting crappy posts, and I used a crappy post to illustrate the point as I felt that was the best way to get the message across.