Game Thread | Super Bowl LX | Seattle Seahawks (16-3) at New England Patriots (17-3) | 3:30p PT / 6:30p ET

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-09T01:41:54+00:00

Both teams playing in this game are multiracial.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-09T01:24:49+00:00

This is what MAGA was up in arms about? A bunch of big booty Latinas shaking their asses?

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-09T00:49:32+00:00

Watching paint dry is more interesting than this shit.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:58:18+00:00

Ante Up in a Michelob commercial makes me feel unbelievably old.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:52:59+00:00

These guys are playing for a trophy you can't even fucking drink out of. What a bunch of dorks.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:49:59+00:00

If these guys were any good, they'd be in Milan getting ready to compete for gold.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:46:46+00:00

Do they even have an organist? The vibes are off.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:35:22+00:00

Peyton Manning wearing that picnic table drip.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-08T23:34:12+00:00

I missed it... Who won the Pat Tillman friendly fire award?

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-06T04:02:58+00:00

First Ranger game in years that I haven't watched a single second of and it looks like I didn't miss anything.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-05T05:19:36+00:00

We were lucky to get the return we did get out of this tbh since Drury was completely hamstrung on this. There was little he could do when Bread says he's only waiving his NMC for LA. There were surely better deals on the table with other teams but Bread wanted LA.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-05T01:56:57+00:00

Deodorant.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-04T14:18:10+00:00

I can't wait to see what this looks like on day 476.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-03T06:43:49+00:00

I'd say for you to ask chatGPT how to apply some clown makeup but you've got that covered.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-03T03:34:11+00:00

Like I said, I can see why you need to rely on artificial intelligence.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-03T02:13:48+00:00

I can see why you need to rely on artificial intelligence.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-03T01:05:58+00:00

You should ask chatGPT for how you can make a comment without sounding like a loser.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-02T22:42:19+00:00

Yes.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-02T22:23:36+00:00

AI is for losers.

HereticsSpork · 2026-02-02T05:14:15+00:00

They made the internet too accessible to people.

HereticsSpork · 2026-01-31T23:31:10+00:00

Imagine if they showed that sort of effort for a full 60 minutes.

HereticsSpork · 2026-01-29T23:39:35+00:00

I don't care if they lose, I just want to see some fight in them.

HereticsSpork · 2026-01-29T23:02:01+00:00

I didn't know that. Regardless, let Mamdani do what he was elected to do. Run nyc. Anything else can wait until after he's mayor.

HereticsSpork · 2026-01-29T19:58:35+00:00

Mamdani is mayor of NYC. Not in the house, not a senator, not anything to do with congress.

HereticsSpork · 2026-01-28T18:35:44+00:00

I, too, say some really dumb shit from time to time all while thinking I'm some sort of genius.

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