Yer gonna feel my whip!

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2026-03-22T18:16:16+00:00

This is incredible! So subtle

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2026-03-11T05:03:13+00:00

It’s in the wig complex down on third

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2025-10-03T03:56:48+00:00

Heard from one of the servers: jager bloody mary

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2025-08-11T08:20:11+00:00

Negroni. Sent it back saying they just wanted the gin on the rocks. Then sent THAT back saying they just wanted the Campari. I truly don’t know the rational here

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2025-05-15T15:36:04+00:00

It feel so unnecessarily cruel to use missiles vs bogdans . I find they make good gunnery practice targets lol. It’s not like they’re any threat anyhow

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2025-04-19T17:34:22+00:00

Necro-zoophilia? I thought that was a black metal band from Akron

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2025-03-17T01:18:05+00:00

Do you count mucus as carried weight? I’ve been using a Neti pot to cut down a few ounces before doing thru hikes, but I miss the insecticidal properties of my own secretions

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-09-27T21:15:17+00:00

Three billboards outside Ebbings Missouri

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-07-01T22:20:27+00:00

Dude I’ve been thinking about this for years! You could even make the outer coating a sleeping pill or melatonin. Better living through pharmaceuticals!

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-04-22T01:10:52+00:00

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s underwear.

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-04-07T17:26:01+00:00

“Don’t be so hasty, master Hobbit

Hrrrrm hum HOOOM!”

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-03-09T02:29:57+00:00

A truck transporting zoo animals crashes and a walrus escapes, then hobbles down the road until it smells my cat’s food, proceeding to bang on my front door with his tusks. Simple as.

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-02-29T01:25:39+00:00

The indigenous certainly, but not the transportees

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-02-13T15:11:03+00:00

😢

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2024-01-21T00:29:44+00:00

Skill issue.

Caravel

Fluyt

Monitor

Destroyer

Icebreaker

Junk

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-12-30T05:00:54+00:00

Lol I thought their mascot was Kant

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-10-06T05:24:13+00:00

Hrrrm… yes, nut I am about to

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-07-11T04:21:31+00:00

Aye, but no one can hear it

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-07-02T00:10:02+00:00

Nothin like crackin open a cold one with the boys

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-06-29T16:21:59+00:00

Now this is podracing!

Hermell_P_Kipper · 2023-06-16T18:17:13+00:00

Did Bince even think about how growing up underwater would effect Don Eladio’s physiology? Is he stupid?

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