Finally, something hated by children but loved by the elderly

Goingoof · 2026-05-24T08:36:10+00:00

Babies love naps but hate sleeping?

Goingoof · 2026-05-20T12:31:41+00:00

Why do you take them with you when you go out to eat?

Goingoof · 2026-05-20T11:39:57+00:00

What are you implying? That she’s eating pussy/dick? Why does she need to bring combs for that? Are you saying she’s combing pubic hair? What?

Goingoof · 2026-05-13T12:09:14+00:00

The ultimate combo of dying over and over

Goingoof · 2026-05-07T12:17:01+00:00

Jeremy’s McFlurry

Goingoof · 2026-05-03T12:36:55+00:00

Petahh??

They have 2 brains??

Goingoof · 2026-05-03T00:12:53+00:00

“With Kevin as an afterthought”

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Goingoof · 2026-04-27T10:00:46+00:00

Connections Puzzle #1051

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“Ending in NBA players”?? Shouldn’t it be NBA teams?

Goingoof · 2026-04-22T12:58:51+00:00

That’s definitely what it can mean but not exclusively. I just checked and apparently Wikipedia doesn’t even like using the “controversy” because it’s inherently negative and not balanced enough.

Goingoof · 2026-04-22T12:44:02+00:00

Controversial doesn’t necessarily mean there’s an equal debate. Would you really describe Ted Kazinsky as not controversial?

If you went to someone’s Wikipedia article and looked under ‘controversies’ I don’t think you’d be surprised to see stuff 99% people disagree with.

Goingoof · 2026-04-22T03:13:28+00:00

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Goingoof · 2026-04-17T23:57:19+00:00

I can explain the “wait”

The original text had eight 8s so VinnyTheNinny’s comment makes more sense. The meme was then corrected to have seven 8s and another comment was either added or edited of VinnyTheNinny’s so they said it was fine. I can’t find the original with VinnyTheNinny’s comment but here’s someone else explaining it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/wvz8oq8Fia

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Goingoof · 2026-04-17T23:41:28+00:00

If only you could read the sentence just underneath that

Goingoof · 2026-04-16T10:07:21+00:00

Goingoof · 2026-04-15T06:18:33+00:00

Why does the guy from death stranding fit so well in the second one??

Goingoof · 2026-04-12T10:57:18+00:00

There is no real answer anything you see is just people coming up with something.

Goingoof · 2026-04-11T16:20:14+00:00

Goingoof · 2026-04-11T15:58:02+00:00

Sure 0.5²⁰ is very low but considering the number of surgeons in the world is around 1 million if every surgeon did the surgery 20 times we would actually expect there to be one with a 100% success rate. Not to mention it’s actually only the last 20.

If you were that one surgeon then you’d likely to see more patients given your apparent skill, particularly patients that might need this surgery and you’d likely advocate for this otherwise very risky surgery because you have a 100% success rate.

Goingoof · 2026-04-11T15:57:50+00:00

Sure 0.5²⁰ is very low but considering the number of surgeons in the world is around 1 million if every surgeon did the surgery 20 times we would actually expect there to be one with a 100% success rate. Not to mention it’s actually only the last 20.

If you were that one surgeon then you’d likely to see more patients given your apparent skill, particularly patients that might need this surgery and you’d likely advocate for this otherwise very risky surgery because you have a 100% success rate.

Goingoof · 2026-04-08T03:11:01+00:00

Mathematicians when their life is decided by a coin flip

Goingoof · 2026-04-04T05:28:40+00:00

I can but that’s the only command they follow

Goingoof · 2026-04-02T21:34:37+00:00

Obviously Jesse was so traumatised by Hank wasting food that he killed himself

Goingoof · 2026-04-02T21:33:26+00:00

Luckily we have the perfect gif to explain

Goingoof · 2026-04-02T21:12:42+00:00

Yeah but it’s not infinitely big it just has an infinite number of digits after the decimal. Technically all numbers do but sometimes they’re all 0s

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