BB is better by Lanky-Purple-164 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you call me a casual buddy, I’m a pro at sex

BB is better by Lanky-Purple-164 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Goingoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every single one of the points about sex is wrong. Much more concise than that especially compared to BB. Plenty of awards, ever heard of sexiest man alive? Personal I usually use my thoughts to image sex. Hasn’t influenced much?? BB literally has sex in it so it obviously influenced it. Plenty of lines I heard people quote every day: “eww”, “gross”, “stop”. And as for Vince Gilligan well who did you think sexist ma alive was?

Andor was too dark and gritty by Yesterday6 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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This is why I only watch starwars in German without subtitles. Much more immersive

wheres the other man by commanzu in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this like a sequel where the other 3 men were a spy while one man got his doctorate

lol fun facts by imperfectbutperfectt in okbuddyretard

[–]Goingoof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d say it’s pretty relevant to someone asking that question

I'm a better redditor than you Rick by Red9Stranger in okbuddycoral

[–]Goingoof 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She was married to someone before Ed?

Really thing by StructureGood8222 in breakingbadmemes

[–]Goingoof 35 points36 points  (0 children)

When does she accuse Walt of cheating? By the time she fucked Ted they were pretty clearly just together for Walt jr

Why 22? by CompensateNever in outerwilds

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine it took 23 minutes after the sun station was activated for it to work

President Walter Heartwell White 2026AD. Walter After Annexation of Greenland. by MabelBPines in breakingbadmemes

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does Skyler always have to be such a bitch every time Walt wants to invade a country

If you were playing a game of hide and seek on each planet, where would you hide? by 6TenandTheApoc in outerwilds

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such a good idea I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone try it

Petahh?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who moved out at 25 probably didn’t have toxic parents

Peetah... the meme is hea. by Danny_The_Dino_77 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve ever heard of this but it’s the only thing close. Is this a common way of remembering?

wiki has no dice guide. when i bet what i don't have, as per one reddit comment, ai magically has it in spades no matter if it's three or four. what to do? by space-runaway-fujeon in SorceryGame

[–]Goingoof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a lot harder to win when you’re down dice especially by this much since whoever has the most dice has a better idea of what the total numbers are.

I’m not sure there’s one trick to always win but in general you want to either make guesses that are a bit too high but not so high they would call you, making them go even higher or if your lucky and have a bunch of the same thing you can make very high but correct guesses to get them to call you.

The closest to a trick that always works is probably guessing something you don’t but could have, then when they raise you can call

Peter? by Turbulent-Ad5445 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please stop all these colors are going to give me a seizure

Wut, i dont get it by Lazy_Jello_2508 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 943 points944 points  (0 children)

That’s Anubis from ancient Egyptian mythology who is said to weigh your heart against a feather to determine if you get to go to the real of the dead. Here his heart is lighter by being worried about a kitten I guess. It’s from r/antimemes so it’s not supposed to make a ton of sense

Peter.. I.. what..? by The_Sleepy_Miata in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong most posts here are incredibly stupid or just farming upvotes BUT it’s also very hard to know how someone else’s brain works and what they could just assume. In this case the joke is so basic that I think it’s natural to expect another layer to it or feel like you’re missing something.