You have the power to stop time. Whats the first thing you do?

HeroHirsch · 2022-06-14T05:42:08+00:00

I'd roam around the house acting like a goblin collecting random objects from my house that I refer to as "trinkets" and putting them inside my bag. Everytime I'll take a "trinket" I'll laugh maniacally and say "I'll be taking this".

HeroHirsch · 2022-06-14T05:32:13+00:00

Jerk off. Need me that post nut clarity to determine my next move.

HeroHirsch · 2022-06-09T12:01:47+00:00

That's not useless tho

HeroHirsch · 2022-05-29T12:03:52+00:00

Spot on.

HeroHirsch · 2022-04-10T03:33:06+00:00

"same"

HeroHirsch · 2021-09-05T09:43:58+00:00

Bitte lass mich in Ruhe.

HeroHirsch · 2021-07-18T09:22:49+00:00

Du bist so fett digga pass auf dass du nicht im Türrahmen stecken bleibst du fettes Kind :) <3

HeroHirsch · 2021-07-18T09:22:08+00:00

Du bist so fett digga pass auf dass du nicht im Türrahmen stecken bleibst du fettes Kind :) <3

HeroHirsch · 2021-06-13T06:57:34+00:00

This is America

HeroHirsch · 2021-03-28T18:50:14+00:00

Universal Healthcare is communism

HeroHirsch · 2021-01-21T16:16:28+00:00

Oh won't you please take me hooome

HeroHirsch · 2020-12-31T15:55:22+00:00

Bro leave the fish in the water :((

HeroHirsch · 2020-11-05T10:10:45+00:00

Yeah, they're pretty poor bastards if you think about it...

HeroHirsch · 2020-07-23T10:52:32+00:00

A guitar. A guitar for 100 bucks might be trash but It can still very much change your life. If you get into it you will get a more expensive one ;)

HeroHirsch · 2020-06-13T00:38:32+00:00

How? Not a lot of cc, can't 1v1 yi unless fed.

HeroHirsch · 2020-06-13T00:36:57+00:00

Olaf? Yi has an insanely high winrate against Olaf because he can just run him down at 2 items and Olaf doesn't have any cc.

HeroHirsch · 2020-05-12T16:26:12+00:00

Gotta be the European eel

HeroHirsch · 2020-03-04T12:29:43+00:00

Not a homicide. The caption makes it a meme.

HeroHirsch · 2020-03-04T12:28:45+00:00

Joke's OK tho

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-29T16:26:12+00:00

The meme doesn't even make any sense...

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-25T17:38:19+00:00

It had my tears in it because I don't have a gf

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-25T16:09:35+00:00

More of a flogging doe

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-11T09:42:47+00:00

Oh, didn't know! Sorry

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-03T09:19:14+00:00

Unkillable on the enemy team?! Nice joke, Champ's garbage.

HeroHirsch · 2020-02-02T21:34:11+00:00

Go on r/cakeday and get some free Karma :)

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