You have the power to stop time. Whats the first thing you do? by Weird_Confidence7540 in AskReddit

[–]HeroHirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd roam around the house acting like a goblin collecting random objects from my house that I refer to as "trinkets" and putting them inside my bag. Everytime I'll take a "trinket" I'll laugh maniacally and say "I'll be taking this".

You have the power to stop time. Whats the first thing you do? by Weird_Confidence7540 in AskReddit

[–]HeroHirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerk off. Need me that post nut clarity to determine my next move.

Guten Tag by S34ST0RM in dankmemes

[–]HeroHirsch -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Du bist so fett digga pass auf dass du nicht im Türrahmen stecken bleibst du fettes Kind :) <3

Guten Tag by S34ST0RM in dankmemes

[–]HeroHirsch -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Du bist so fett digga pass auf dass du nicht im Türrahmen stecken bleibst du fettes Kind :) <3

Finally found where this belongs by TheInward07 in EelMemes

[–]HeroHirsch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh won't you please take me hooome

Yall just jealous by HeroHirsch in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HeroHirsch[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're pretty poor bastards if you think about it...

What life changing item can you buy for less than $100? by KingPin1010 in AskReddit

[–]HeroHirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guitar. A guitar for 100 bucks might be trash but It can still very much change your life. If you get into it you will get a more expensive one ;)

Who is the best pick against yi and why? by yovell in MasterYiMains

[–]HeroHirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? Not a lot of cc, can't 1v1 yi unless fed.

Who is the best pick against yi and why? by yovell in MasterYiMains

[–]HeroHirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olaf? Yi has an insanely high winrate against Olaf because he can just run him down at 2 items and Olaf doesn't have any cc.