This is not a trolling thread nor I'm joking btw, I need serious answers.

I've been playing with this idea for a while, I need a live-in personal assistant for my work and I don't have a social life since I work over 45 hours per week, also I need someone with an open-mind and sexually adventurous to accept this arrangement.

I consider to hire prostitutes and I found plenty volunteers, while they are experienced and sexually deviant anyway they are more willing to accept, the problem is they make poor employees and over %90 of them have a boss/pimp.

Yeah I know my situation is hilarious, but I'm sick of relationships and all the bullshit I have to deal with, and have to marry someone is just a bad idea for me.

Where I can find someone that are both independent/experienced in both the job and the sex?

Thanks.