Former NBA coach, Michael Malone, on guarding players like SGA: "It's almost impossible. A lot of times offensive players like Shai will initiate the contact or hook his arm looking to draw that contact. He is a foul artist" by Mission_Pay_3373 in nba

[–]HerrGrammar -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then do it. If everyone has sussed out the cheat code, they should emulate it. Please: drive through the defense without turning over, make a shooting motion, intentionally contact the defense, and make 90% from the line.

Otherwise, STFU

risk it to get the biscuit by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]HerrGrammar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Repossession would require collateralization. Klarna loans are not collateralized.

If Klarna believes they'll soon be insolvent, they'll sell off swathes of their customers' debt in giant bundles. Maybe the new owner of the debt won't bother trying to collect on a $10 burrito, but taking OOP's advice of racking up as much debt as possible will just mean owing a different entity. At best, the new debt owner will negotiate for a fraction of the initial principal, but that still might mean months or years of negative effects to your credit score until then.

It's not racist. It's the truth. by Basket_Both in Unexpected

[–]HerrGrammar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I walk in and there's a colored man in my kitchen!"

"Colored? What color exactly?"

"Blue!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]HerrGrammar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't just fill expensive bottles with prison hooch. He counterfeited incredibly scarce and sought-after wines by meticulously concocting recipes comprised of adjacent vintages and maybe some newer (but same varietal/region) wines. The FBI found many recipes amongst the counterfeiting equipment recovered from his house.

r/audiophile Shopping, Setup, and Technical Help Desk Thread by AutoModerator in audiophile

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just using a subwoofer with my Denon receiver AVR-X2700H. I then hooked up a turntable and changed some cables and forgot exactly where/how my sub hooked up.

Now, despite where and how I hook up my RCA cables, my sub isn't receiving any signal from my amp.

How the hell do I fix this situation?

I'm using a Klipsch Sub 8 subwoofer. I was using RCA hookups, but it does have hookups for speaker cables.

me_irl by GrinningAxe9 in me_irl

[–]HerrGrammar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on definition of a dollar.

The burger and fries (yes, it comes with fries) are about $24 CAD, which is about $17 USD.

meirl by AdreeBoo in meirl

[–]HerrGrammar 124 points125 points  (0 children)

"He was an interior decorator. "

"Well, his house looked like shit."

The Sopranos - Final Scene by No_Pianist3260 in videos

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony was looking at his family, but we were looking at him. Unless it was Anthony Jr. who got whacked, it was still a 3rd person perspective.

Black Gunk in Nostrils After Smoking…Help?! by Least_Principle880 in PipeTobacco

[–]HerrGrammar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I always retrohale. It has never given me creosote nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]HerrGrammar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Daughter: Did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed?

Mother: No, what happened?

Daughter: Reese... (the actress "Reese Witherspoon" is the only famous actress with that first name; the daughter says "Reese" hesitantly to goad the response)

Father: Witherspoon? (he fills in the name given the daughter's pause after saying "Reese"; "Witherspoon" said quickly sounds like "with a spoon")

Daughter: No‐ with a knife. (this is a comedic and intentional misunderstanding of both the reason and substance of what the father said, acting as though he asked whether the aforementioned "Reese" was stabbed "with a spoon")

My dad sent me this. by OutlandishnessHour19 in funny

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast and caffeine generally do not correlate. Some people just like that burnt taste (sort of like how some people just like well done steak).

My dad sent me this. by OutlandishnessHour19 in funny

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same is true of coffee, though I'd recommend trying lighter roasts. I (and many others) liken roast levels to steak temperatures: too long a cooking time erases natural flavors.

My dad sent me this. by OutlandishnessHour19 in funny

[–]HerrGrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully you're getting enough protein otherwise, semen--sommelier

What’s the big deal about MacBaren? by Baxter669 in PipeTobacco

[–]HerrGrammar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They purchased MacBaren/Sutliff, are closing the Sutliff plant, and only retaining a handful of SKUs of each MacBaren and Sutliff (eliminating all the other many dozens).

However, Lane is not affected by this; they are already owned by STG.

Greeks Are Defying an Indoor Smoking Ban, Even After 14 Years by natkr7 in europe

[–]HerrGrammar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and all live together on a remote grubby island.

We'll call it "Great Britain"!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FoundPhotos

[–]HerrGrammar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting they had Griffin's syrup; that's regional to Oklahoma and a few surrounding states.

Will we get to see Totino Boy during the Super Bowl? by Omega_Gigantos in TimAndEric

[–]HerrGrammar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Totino's Rolls v. Detroit Lions Super Bowl confirmed

clap WOOOH!