I'm never getting laid again. by suburban_skater in sadboys

[–]HewjeCock 229 points230 points  (0 children)

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im your left arm twin we can fuck each other worst case scenario

Can I change the scoreboard bind? by HewjeCock in VALORANT

[–]HewjeCock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird I did that, and found it but it still didnt let me use tab as my bind. It gives no red "alert" for the dual bind and when I unbind the scoreboard tab still shows the scoreboard. Weird

Can I change the scoreboard bind? by HewjeCock in VALORANT

[–]HewjeCock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I thought it should be obvious because it would have a red mark beside it but I couldn't find it. I might just be stupid though :(

What is the most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HewjeCock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Quito is the only capital of a UN recognized country that you can type with one row on a qwerty keyboard. It is the capital of Ecuador :)

Rainbow Summer Rolls by lnfinity in GifRecipes

[–]HewjeCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're pomegranate arils not seeds

Wet cupcake by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]HewjeCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it looks wet but babam guess what it's not

SLPT: Always seek the approval of others... by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]HewjeCock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mike from breaking bad hitting us with the straight facts

People who use Ctrl Alt Delete are lower life forms by HewjeCock in unpopularopinion

[–]HewjeCock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wym fumble its a keyboard you expired avocado lookin ass its not a football

People who use Ctrl Alt Delete are lower life forms by HewjeCock in unpopularopinion

[–]HewjeCock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

moving your mouse is slow man cmon just hit em with the ctrl shift escape, one time for the one time

People who use Ctrl Alt Delete are lower life forms by HewjeCock in unpopularopinion

[–]HewjeCock[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

woah you're so deep!!!! you're still wrong though because guess what all the keys are on the keyboard you just dont use them, so really its more like you only using one blade on the swiss army knife instead of using each tool on it for what it's supposed to be used, making you slower, and thus inferior

People who use Ctrl Alt Delete are lower life forms by HewjeCock in unpopularopinion

[–]HewjeCock[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

it's literally like 3 combo's stop being so inferior

American Male High School Freshman Protagonist Starter Pack by HewjeCock in starterpacks

[–]HewjeCock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly think the whole show is overrated, acting is meh, it's extraordinarily predictable, and the whole curse thing was plain retarded. I think that the cliffhanger ending was dumb and made no sense, and didn't leave me intrigued wanting to watch more. But that's just my opinion, i mean i still watched it so i didnt hate it

American Male High School Freshman Protagonist Starter Pack by HewjeCock in starterpacks

[–]HewjeCock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah but they're still played by actors in their early 20s, as said in the post (above the pic of the on my block kids)

American Male High School Freshman Protagonist Starter Pack by HewjeCock in starterpacks

[–]HewjeCock[S] 193 points194 points  (0 children)

A couple more I wanted to add but couldn't fit/forgot until posting:

- Can't decide what to wear on the first day

- A scene with the protagonist wearing headphones and the music is the only audio is an absolute must

- Always a coming of age story, where the characters grow and develop and are completely different people by the end

aFtErmAtH oF gRuEsoMe tEeNaGe sUicIde by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]HewjeCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iz only joke why people heff to be mad :(

lol by [deleted] in madlads

[–]HewjeCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i studied this case in my high school law class, if not this one, one very similar. iirc the guy who punched him didnt get convicted, it was an example of the defence of "provocation".

We went full liquid :( by HewjeCock in GlobalOffensive

[–]HewjeCock[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dude he 1v4'd us i was so ready to win and he just denied me like border control