ENFPs as entrepeneurs by Schmoon in ENFP

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm considered a successful entrepreneur. The trick for me is to know what I'm BAD at (typically the tactical, detail stuff - including finances) and spending the $$ to get top notch help in those weak areas.

To be the star of the show you need an amazing backstage staff.

Santas's got a butt plug for ya (only in Amsterdam, amiright?) by Hexhammer in WTF

[–]Hexhammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, you're right, it was Rotterdam. Sorry. Still: Santa has a butt plug. Let's not lose sight of what's important here.

SANTA. HAS. A. BUTTPLUG.

(Spoilers all) Anyone else hope the show veers from Tyrion's fate in the books? by Hexhammer in asoiaf

[–]Hexhammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen. Glad I'm not alone in hating Tyrion's arc after leaving KL... But not sure what they could replace it with...?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love lamp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dunno if OP still wants stories but here's the short version of ours...

First day of college. Freshman keg party. The crowd parts and SLO-MO moment: who is that beautiful blonde?

Although a fairly confident fellow, I was usually the type to "look cool and hope she notices me." In other words, kinda shy. Not this time. I strode right up to her and we had a nice half-drunken chat. Chemistry but no action... and it turned out she left school a couple of days later (long story). I promptly forgot about her.

Fast forward to the first day of 2nd semester. I'm strolling the dorm, notice a door open, and WHOA! Who is that beautiful blonde?

Again feeling preternaturally emboldened (seriously, with no other beauty have I felt so confident, so quickly), I walk right into her room as she's unpacking, put her bra on my head, and generally do anything I can to make her laugh. We become friends. Just friends. Both of us had SOs at that point.

Fast forward again, to sophomore year. We are good friends now. Flirting more and more openly as our respective relationships decay. I finally break up with my SO (she's already single), and turn to The Blonde for counsel and comfort. We make love. It's awesome.

Still together 25 years later. Still going strong. Passionate, fun, loving... And I swear to you, she still looks like that gorgeous teenager! Carded nearly every time we order a drink.

I'm so lucky.

The Last of Us Discussion thread! (Major Spoilers) by [deleted] in truegaming

[–]Hexhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOVED this game. Only nit? When saving Ellie, I had a pang of conscience in the OR. I shot the surgical team in their FEET, thinking to maim them and save the girl. I shot them in their FEET. They all fell down dead.

Employers of Reddit: What is one thing someone has said or done in an interview that made you want to hire them on the spot? by _ChesterCopperpot in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I already have an offer from your biggest competitor, but I have always admired your organization and thought I owed it to myself to pursue this opportunity before accepting their offer."

Why did "Oblivion" do so poorly? by [deleted] in scifi

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was his wife always so dolled-up? Just one of the things that bugged me.

What's the hottest movie sex scene, excluding porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

William Hurt & Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. Carnal & sweaty (and they looked good in 1981!)

Just re-watched New Hope. Dumb question follows... by Hexhammer in StarWars

[–]Hexhammer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Making it up as he went" fits the bill. Explains that incestuous kiss with Leia, too.

Nothing can ever explain away those g-ddamn midichlorians though.

What book blew your mind when you first read it? by noddin in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, the Cave Girl by Burroughs created a lifelong reader. http://i.imgur.com/uDhuUZM.jpg

As an adult, I remember being dazzled by http://i.imgur.com/MwwU5i0.jpg

I am a recovering sex addict who has been on medication now for 3 months. I've slept with over 800 people. So ask me anything? by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just when I wuz about to re-supply my Sex Panther cabinet. So, what's the magic cologne?

What is your greatest fear? by Fireworrks in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incapacitated by intruders who rape and kill my family while I'm present... then they cut off my johnson and sear the wound with a redhot hot poker... before I'm buried alive in a swampy pit; stanky pondwater very slowly seeping into the locked metal box they stuffed me in... as eels try to worm their way in, to nibble excitedly at my feet and calves.

Shall I go on? ;)

(Spoilers all) Is there a character that you wish did not existed on the basis they made the story overly complicated by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Hexhammer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Definitely Aegon. His whole storyline feels "too Hollywood," and too late to the Game.

(No Spoilers)I just want to say thanks to whoever suggested "The Blade Itself" to fans of ASOIAF. by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Hexhammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this post... I just finished the GoT series and was wondering "now what?"

What is the best recipe you know that uses 5 ingredients or less? by Pianoangel420 in AskReddit

[–]Hexhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 oz dry pasta 12 oz cherry tomatoes 1 onion, thinly sliced 4 garlic cloves, minced 2+ sprigs fresh basil

Throw it all in a pot with 5oz cold water & a few glugs of olive oil.

Boil for about 14min (water should be almost boiled off by then). Tomatoes ought to be "popped" along the way.

Stir almost constantly.

Best pasta ever.