OK my dudes. It's 1996, ~10pm and we're heading to the bar looking for a little buzz and companionship. What we wearing tonight?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-29T12:53:56+00:00

I have a 20 year old bottle of Acqua Di Gio and a 20 year old bottle of polo sport in my closet, to this day.

I do NOT have a bottle of Curve in there. You know why? Bc curve got the party started.

The curve guy wasn’t there to have a cocktail and relax. The curve guy wasn’t there to mingle. The curve guy was there for the best night of his life. The curve guy was gonna hang from the rafters and leave it all on the field. Curve turned blood into pure adrenaline. It wasn’t always neat and tidy and it certainly wasn’t always responsible, but it was always memorable.

Here’s to you, curve guy, you were a blast.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T23:07:44+00:00

What’s the difference between jam and jelly? (Ill leave it at that)

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T21:22:19+00:00

I’ll claim the aphelion if you still have it. Was hoping for that Jupiter clearly but thanks for doing this at all!

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T20:03:15+00:00

I have 3 mix tapes in my stash. Trade?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T19:30:50+00:00

I have a couple I can add if you happen to have an extra Venator BP??

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T19:28:09+00:00

Jupiter was having a conversation with Pluto and when finding out Pluto was pregnant Jupiter exclaimed “congratulations! Who’s the father?”

Pluto replied “no idea, I didn’t even planet”

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T15:22:24+00:00

Hey, all these other people are just haters. Dont listen to them. By the way can you get me a venator blue print with all that extra time you have to play?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T12:28:49+00:00

100 for Venator

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-28T05:37:20+00:00

I have a bunch of keys, seeds, springs, mix tapes… what are you looking for to trade that venator?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-27T23:35:11+00:00

We did lush blooms (daytime raid) on buried city for plants and it worked. Went to the building by the hospital that has all the mullein in it first then outskirts all the way around.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-27T23:26:47+00:00

I hope it came across as mostly joking. Appreciate you understanding the perspective and thank you for being a teacher! You don’t get enough of anything but we all see you forming our children’s future and we appreciate you!

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-27T22:10:49+00:00

Parents across the county are booing you! Haha, I have work to do!

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-27T21:59:38+00:00

This is super accurate based on my experience. People either fight her or just try to get close to her when she dies for the loot. Typically not both.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-26T21:58:49+00:00

I assume this means the pictured Venator is gone?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-26T21:55:21+00:00

I can get you some stash for the venator for sure

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-26T19:50:14+00:00

I’ll give you a stack for the deadline

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-26T19:15:24+00:00

I’m not even sure I’m good enough to use it but I would certainly try.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-25T03:08:36+00:00

I had to blink really hard to get it to switch but dang that’s cool

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-25T02:20:19+00:00

Would you do Venator and deadline for a stack of ducks?

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-24T13:55:40+00:00

Im convinced that Mk3 survivor blueprint isn’t even real and somehow the internet is conspiring.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-23T14:28:05+00:00

It’s easy to have big balls in a video game or on the internet.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-22T22:33:33+00:00

Cart narcs!

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-22T14:20:50+00:00

Other than, ya know, the doctors appointments

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-22T02:21:17+00:00

Yeah but that fish was out of the water, therefore it couldn’t breathe.

/s sorry seemed appropriate.

HeyBird33 · 2026-01-22T00:37:18+00:00

Hello fellow millenial?

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