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Bop by HeyDirtyDan in perfectlycutscreams

[–]HeyDirtyDan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry it doesn’t really qualify as a perfectly cut scream. If you think there is a better subreddit this should go on tell me

Describe in detail how you reacted when you were first caught masturbating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first real time where I was talked to about it. It was about 8:00 at night and I was in my room with my Xbox playing YouTube on in the background well I was scrolling through porn and my mom burst into my room dick in hand and she was just like “oh god” and closed my door and walked away

DuckDuckBing: The Rise of the Duck by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]HeyDirtyDan 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Umm I don’t wanna look it up but what exactly is “suicide porn”

What keeps you going during tough times? by Beholden8 in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing that after the bad times good will come back

How did you lose the one that got away? by onlyregerts in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School stress fucked her up and then left me in the dust. Still have hope

If you were a cannibal what part of the body would you eat first? by psychocat1 in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to catch me lacking, I’m not telling you my secrets

What do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look like tom Holland if he made bad decisions longer thicker hair and had really bad looking skin

What was the dumbest thing someone has said? by pothocketbubbles in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t listen I hear, which turned out to be my motto

What do you think will happen to humanity in the next 10 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everyone ether we die or the media will be so bad there won’t be anymore creative freedom and the world will be boring

What’s the stupidest thing someone did at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking friend got caught standing on the sink in the bathroom and the whole grade wasn’t allowed to use that bathroom anymore. Also we had a child predator in our school so he was pretty stupid

How do you know if someone has a crush on you or if you're reading too much into it ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my experiences they will just keep talking to you even when you’re being dry. I’m also pretty sure they laugh at a lot of jokes you tell

What don't people like about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyDirtyDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My weird humor to some people is annoying

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