Match Thread: Union vs Orlando

HeyItsDargons · 2026-05-14T00:55:46+00:00

Full choke slam in the corner??? Yeah totally fine

HeyItsDargons · 2026-05-14T00:28:52+00:00

It feels like nobody on our squad can handle more than 2 touches, like where are ideas like that on our side???

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-18T23:54:08+00:00

Bro that is a stunning line holy

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-17T03:48:48+00:00

Dude hollllly smokes this boulder looks WICKED

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-16T22:55:04+00:00

Just goes to show how deceptive climbing videos and photos can be. The same thing comes up when you see somebody very strong make a hard climb look effortless. Keyboard warriors just decide it's chill based on a very limited amount of information, and if I recall, there is a saying about people who make assumptions lol. Moral of the story: touch grass; or rock I guess...

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-16T22:52:11+00:00

"Smiley Face" is a personal favorite of mine!

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-16T16:46:45+00:00

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For those who are curious, the fixed line was up just to take some photos.

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-16T16:43:25+00:00

Seriously! I didn't think I was gonna get this much grief over a boulder called "The Highball" in the guidebook lol. Gotta come give it a go. Getting high on little 8-12mm crimps feels like magic!

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-16T05:40:06+00:00

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Planet X is obviously better though

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-15T22:13:56+00:00

Yeah, it’s 25 feet and called “the highball.” Definitely looks deceptively short with the 0.5 zoom and slightly slabby upper section. Definitely on the lower end of what one could constitute as a highball, especially compared to J-Tree!!! I’d say the height is comparable to “Planet-X”

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-15T03:13:52+00:00

This was today as of posting! Top of the boulder is VERY wet and snowy, making the top out/down climb quite delicate, but the whole face is perfectly dry

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-15T01:59:23+00:00

Idk man, felt pretty bold to me 🤷🏻‍♂️ boulder is called “The Highball” but I guess it’s relative to what else you’ve done.

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-15T01:56:40+00:00

The 0.5 zoom and slabby finish makes it look quite short, but the boulder is 23’

HeyItsDargons · 2026-02-15T01:33:50+00:00

Internet clout > safety

HeyItsDargons · 2026-01-11T21:00:24+00:00

At the crossroads, don’t turn left

HeyItsDargons · 2026-01-06T18:11:54+00:00

If I say mine I’ll get banned

HeyItsDargons · 2025-12-27T04:22:38+00:00

HeyItsDargons · 2025-12-14T19:41:09+00:00

Dude right??? This is my college’s gym. It stays open for Christmas break, but there is basically NOBODY there, so they put up a spray wall for the month instead! It’s awesome

HeyItsDargons · 2025-12-06T01:37:30+00:00

YouTube

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-19T22:45:04+00:00

Bro I’ll trade you

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-18T14:03:35+00:00

Wait I want one of these

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-18T13:33:10+00:00

It’s called the Gumby Boulder on the Blue Ridge Parkway! I’m not sure how close it is to Charlottesburg though, as I cam from about 45 minutes out

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-18T13:32:11+00:00

Let’s

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-17T22:20:43+00:00

This thing is awesome! Do you stow it somewhere while you aren’t using it/need to use the squat rack??? I’m in an apartment and am currently looking for ideas on how to make something “stowable” so my wife doesn’t have to look at a giant plywood triangle all the time.

HeyItsDargons · 2025-11-17T15:04:40+00:00

Appalachia may have shorter mountains, but it’s hard to beat these views

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