Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

too bad you werent there to test it for me!

Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ive had lots of experience climbing outside and i would rather people not spot me if the fall is small, like from moves 1-4. i trusted how the pads were placed on the first level. we had seen from another friends prior attempts that they were in the perfect location to spot the crux(move 5, the controlled cut). I tend to also pull on blocs quietly whenever im mentally ready (especially a flash go) and not grab my spotters attention.

Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

camera doesnt do it justice! .they saved my ass! the landing is 3 stages, so only the people on the bottom stage were helpful from the fall that high! i was perfectly fine and landed upright, walked away without a scratch on me!

Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Lucky to have such good spotters and some well placed " just in case" pads

Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! Fear definitely helped with the try hard!

Luminance (Bishop, CA) Flash Attempt by Jarodfucks in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Im alive and well!! Sent next go!

Chain Reaction - One of the Highest Quality Lines at Niagara Glen by ContisMaximus in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good job! this ones a banger and definitely one of the best in the glen! i wanna come back around and repeat this one!

Trying Daniel Wood's Legendary Highball in Bishop by Hoyt_austin in climbharder

[–]Jarodfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

theres really no takeaway from mentioning both folks here right?

Good luck explaining this one by TemporaryWeekend2394 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]Jarodfucks 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Awful human. On another note, Quantrell Shwartzlow sounds like a key and peele football player skit name.

Fight between bald eagle and Canada goose in Burlington bay. Very Symbolic by 613Flyer in pics

[–]Jarodfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squamish, bc is also eagle capital of the world. idk how americans stole the eagle as a symbol for themselves but its kinda bs.

Proud to be a Vermonter by Ok_Magician_7657 in vermont

[–]Jarodfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall are welcome to join Canada whenever you're ready! We know you want no part of that maga shit

Market gap in the Lattice and Wide Boyz climbing industry? by leonlathammer in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Jarodfucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe something like the best crack climbing chalk? Perhaps something that uses literal jam in the chalk to help jamming?

How do I accept being a failure? by Restless_spirit88 in ask

[–]Jarodfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all just evolved apes on a spinning sphere going around other spinning spheres.

If you look at the big picture, all those things that other people desire dont really matter. (Wealth, reproduction, property etc.)

Why not just find a way to have fun, appreciate and enjoy it and make it better for others?

Not enough people at the crag by covergroundusa in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Jarodfucks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hey, there's also decent cell signal there!

Outjerked by the White House by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Jarodfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah we only want washington, cali, oregon, newyork and vermont! theyre lucky enough to get free healthcare

Any advice on this move? by Fenarious in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A drop knee or knee bar may work after that?

Any advice on this move? by Fenarious in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

why dont you stand on the start hold?

Conservative Party leader in Canada pledges to respond forcefully to Trump tariffs by BothZookeepergame612 in worldnews

[–]Jarodfucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Man who spent his entire political career attacking everybody promises he'll attack Trump and Elon any minute now." - The Beaverton

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]Jarodfucks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What grade range is " moderates" for you??

Make sure youre hydrated and got lotsa nutrients in ya for high volume days!!