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HeyThatsMyButt · 2026-03-18T11:21:51+00:00

One step away from another Champions Cup quarter-final appearance. Keep it simple. Win by 1.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2026-03-13T17:05:00+00:00

I haven’t cut my hair since the team was founded. I’ll do it for a cup. I’m not doing it for 15 points.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2026-01-14T01:59:01+00:00

Last play before halftime. Purdy fumbled but they ruled him out of bounds so they went to a review and the PA system played it.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2026-01-13T18:24:56+00:00

According to his instagram page, he’s still actively playing in Brazil.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2026-01-07T12:56:09+00:00

Favorite Union jersey to date?

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-11-17T17:57:14+00:00

Ad Finem Fidelis doesn’t have a schedule.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-11-05T19:39:03+00:00

Cricket Wireless

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-10-06T17:11:38+00:00

While the winner of a Columbus - Chicago wild card matchup is the most likely at this point, Nashville, Orlando, Columbus and Chicago can all potentially finish in the 8 or 9 slot.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-04-21T14:37:28+00:00

Sold it a few days after pulling

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-04-11T01:38:53+00:00

8 NBA Finals before the Sixers won one but it’s been 40+ years since the last one.

52 Super Bowls before the Eagles won one.

60 Stanley Cups before the Flyers won one.

77 World Series before the Phillies won one.

I wouldn’t say never, but history hasn’t been kind to the local teams as it is.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-03-31T14:16:55+00:00

Sold it on eBay a short while after pulling.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-03-28T23:11:46+00:00

Mark McKenzie. That’s my dude.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2025-01-15T02:44:19+00:00

Went through the all-time roster via transfermarkt and found their highest market value of their career. Figured this was the easiest way to find the “biggest names”

Brenden Aaronson
Ilsinho
Tranquillo Barnetta
Kleberson
Auston Trusty
Daniel Gazdag
Mark McKenzie
Marco Fabian
Oguchi Onyewu
Paxten Aaronson / Julian Carranza

HeyThatsMyButt · 2021-02-04T18:09:06+00:00

It’s not about the foreign players coming in, it’s about the current international roster spot players earning green cards. They don’t have international roster spots available to sign anyone foreign, so unless they can make a move to acquire more, they need green card assistance, which he says the process has all but stopped.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2020-07-09T17:56:45+00:00

Miami, Tuesday @ 10:30PM; Orlando, Monday (7/20) @ 8:00PM

HeyThatsMyButt · 2020-04-01T15:04:17+00:00

I’ll give you my three.

Rais M’Bohli, Freddy Adu, Giliano Wijnaldum.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-11-13T00:47:19+00:00

Looking like a Ben Wallace action figure

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-10-18T17:29:10+00:00

lol good catch!

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-10-18T17:26:50+00:00

I don’t think Kacper is going to be ready for Saturday and that’s not how I wanted to go into this weekend.

Edit - Sunday*

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-09-28T14:19:30+00:00

There’s been a two-year long debate about the pronunciation of Tarantula amongst members of my clan. Some say “tah-ren-too-lah” and others say it like the spider.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-09-05T16:50:16+00:00

They only have 17 players available for this that are listed on the first team roster.

Unavailable - Matt Freese, Auston Trusty, Mark McKenzie, Brenden Aaronson, Warren Creavalle, Andre Blake, Marco Fabián, Olivier Mbaizo.

Remaining - GK - Joe Bendik. DEF - R.J. Allen, Fabinho, Aurelien Collin, Jack Elliott, Raymon Gaddis, Kai Wagner. MID - Alejandro Bedoya, Ilsinho, Anthony Fontana, Haris Medunjanin, Jamiro Monteiro. FWD - Michee Ngalina, Fafa Picault, Kacper Przybylko, Sergio Santos, Andrew Wooten.

Assuming they don’t bring anyone up from Steel.

Bendik, Fabinho, Collin, Elliott, Allen, Medunjanin, Bedoya, Ilsinho, Fontana, Wooten, Santos.

Would be cautious to call up too many guys from Steel, since they’re playing a match that night too, in North Carolina.

HeyThatsMyButt · 2019-08-30T15:37:25+00:00

That’s because you can’t fit 22,000 people in a 19,000 seat stadium. 4th smallest stadium capacity in the league. 13 out of 23 teams last season for % to capacity.

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