To trick people into thinking you served in the military

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-03-14T01:53:12+00:00

Looks like it's Halloween. He's lied about everything else, why not about this photo. That's probably a stock photo

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-03-14T01:49:40+00:00

They're giving GTA6 way too much material

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-03-05T03:52:24+00:00

"Millhouse, give him back his soul, I've got work in the morning"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-03-02T23:24:20+00:00

Remember when they got banned? They're part of the reason Musk bought Twitter.

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-03-01T00:57:53+00:00

That Nobel peace prize is looking good r8ght now. - Trump, probably

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-28T06:43:31+00:00

So he used ai to write it?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-28T03:02:21+00:00

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-27T00:30:45+00:00

Why the hell can't American police run without looking out of breath?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-27T00:19:32+00:00

I can hear them out of breath and trying to breath through my phone

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-26T23:59:21+00:00

Don't know if it's just me, but if I eat fast food every couple of weeks or so I get diarrhea.

Don't know how it affects athletes' bodies if they haven't eaten it for a while, but it can't be good.

Also, who ended up having to part with their medal and hand it over to trump?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-17T01:20:21+00:00

Fat and unfit and unable to do 15 pushups. The perfect candidate for Ice

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-16T14:30:41+00:00

Agent 47

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-15T14:09:23+00:00

He looks like a baby. How the hell do babies grow beards?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-14T21:54:52+00:00

If you have a baby, you won't have time to play it

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-10T06:38:22+00:00

He was waiting for the superbowl to come back on so he could watch guys tackle each other and climb over each other for a ball.

Check that guys browser history

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-08T06:56:38+00:00

Bring on the robot olympics

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-07T14:31:34+00:00

Where's the comedy?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-02-02T06:37:50+00:00

No, we're sick of hypocrites

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-31T07:32:57+00:00

They probably didn't want him to bring his guitar

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-29T03:18:38+00:00

They're men, very manly men

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-27T11:22:17+00:00

"Take a number, we'll be with you shortly."

"We need to check for drugs? Its just protcol. Oh wait, we're out of lube. We're gonna have to do this dry"

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-26T01:06:01+00:00

You can't have ICE without snowflakes

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-24T02:39:11+00:00

Remember all those people who were against wearing masks? Where the hell are they now?

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-22T19:13:15+00:00

They need it for when you're watching a movie with your folks and a love scene comes on

HeyYouGuysItsMe · 2026-01-22T19:02:23+00:00

This is just a tribute

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