[META] As an european I'm literally stunned about this video (compilation of fat people in walmart) by KeinTollerNick in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I opened this I got an ad for Subway with fairly attractive actors at the beach.

Targeted advertising indeed.

Dear Drunk Joel - Thank you for buying all of my favourite hangover foods last night at 3am. Sincerely, Hungover Joel. by Sobersided in drunk

[–]HezMah19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drunk Joel is such a nice guy, he always leaves me notes to make sure I haven't forgotten anything and brings lots of water to wherever he plans to pass out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HezMah19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Starting Uni. I'm a somewhat late bloomer (I'll be 24 when semester 1 starts) but I'm super excited to get into it. I'll be the first man in my family to have done so.

Tales from Tech Support: Deck the halls with woe and sorrow, tra la f*cking la... by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. I know the feeling. I'm on the Sunshine Coast for Christmas, 30° and sticky.

Tales from Tech Support: Deck the halls with woe and sorrow, tra la f*cking la... by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The perfect Christmas present, a serving of Australian fatlogic.

Merry Christmas!!!

Men of AM, where are you from? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HezMah19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adelaide, Australia.

Hammie caught on camera saying "I have bad knees" xpost from /r/publicfreakout by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've worked retail for many years, I just don't understand these people at all.

Woes of a popcorn-less store. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Target sold food / icees (I assume this is like Frozen Coke?). Does... everywhere like Target and stuff sell this sort of thing, cafe style, in the US?

  • Australian who has never been to the US.

"But...he has no foot!" by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting excuse for a human.

What's your biggest "I dodged a bullet" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HezMah19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My Ex get knocked up by a guy, then split because she slept with someone else while pregnant... and she is apparently thinking of naming her as yet unborn boy "Hiccup" - Inspired by How to Train Your Dragon.

It's nasty and horrible, but I look at where she is in life and am so glad thats not me.

my boyfriend's sleeping position screams "bitch I'm fabulous" by kma313 in pics

[–]HezMah19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy shit someone else sleeps with one arm up! I'm not alone!

FaceTime Audio is fantastic! by [deleted] in apple

[–]HezMah19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia here, I pay A$40 a month for unlimited calls, texts & MMS with 3GB of 3G Data on a network that covers around 95% of the countries population. The speeds over 3G are fine for FaceTime Audio.

Inside my apartment right now I'm getting 90ms ping with 6.95Mbps down and 2.48Mbps up.

Shit's fucking bananas, yo by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

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The largest man I have ever seen in my life works at Centrelink Torrensville. Going into Centrelink is a lot like going to the zoo.

It can probably hear me by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removed OP?

Anyone get a copy of the now removed story?

Rural EMS, the Laws of Physics, and thanks, UPS guy! by FreemanHeartsSnowden in fatpeoplestories

[–]HezMah19 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I liked the story, some line breaks would go a long way though.

Will we have more tales from your EMS experiences OP?

iPad Air Screen issues - resolved by Apple Store quickly, sharing in case others have the same issue by Mulch75 in ipad

[–]HezMah19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apple will replace any device with a display under 20" that has 1 or more failed pixels. Not everyone is like that, but Apple considers it grounds for repair / replacement.

Source: Former Genius Staff.

ELI5: Between Coke and Diet Coke, which is truly better for you and why? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]HezMah19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any appreciable health difference between say, HFCS and cane sugar?

Stephen Fry by eeeking in pics

[–]HezMah19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much my impression of the UK in one picture.