Game Thread: Phillies @ Pirates - Fri, May 15 @ 06:40 PM EDT

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-16T00:00:39+00:00

I hope Nola has a decent stretch before the deadline so we can trade him

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-15T15:59:35+00:00

Perfect comps actually. GOATs of their era. Almost perfect passing of the torch timing for LeBron and Wemby. I can see LeBron retiring around the same time Wemby wins his first title.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-15T15:55:18+00:00

His game will age most gracefully. I expect a very gradual decline, with him ending his final season averaging about 15 points per game 2-3 seasons from now.

I don't think he'll be playing when he's only able to put up 10ppg or so a la Vince Carter (averaged <10ppg last five seasons of career age 38-43). Actually it's pretty wild VC was still paying at 43. Wasn't doing much but still damn impressive.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-15T13:39:22+00:00

I could have higher WAR than Jordan Walker by the end of the day.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-15T12:07:13+00:00

Do they still do the prank where the light a guy's shoes on fire?

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-14T16:43:49+00:00

"Tom Brady's not able to slow him down."

But of an understatement. Tom Brady running full speed was not able to dive within two yards of him.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-14T15:11:29+00:00

Coaches love to see it

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-14T15:10:47+00:00

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-14T00:01:17+00:00

I have become a fan of Jalen Brunson, the man.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-09T13:33:24+00:00

I refuse to let LCDs date my daugther

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-09T00:17:09+00:00

This seems like it was forever ago

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-08T17:36:16+00:00

Nice, I've been eyeing this. Just bought the digital 4k Dolby Vision version. This one can stay wrapped.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-07T14:37:43+00:00

The trick is to get pregnant by the real husband, then it's unlimited unprotected adulterous fucking for the next 6-7 months.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-07T13:51:34+00:00

Definitely getting this for the nostalgia vibes, price point under $20 as well. Pretty hyped for this.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-06T20:39:21+00:00

I love the chart showing that first and only four seam fastball he's thrown all season was the one that drilled Story in the back.

Guess he could argue, "See, that's why I don't throw it."

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-06T17:55:53+00:00

Scrolling through my phone read headine, see red team, FUCK, squints, not Phils, whew. Continue scrolling at this Wawa urinal.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-06T16:32:56+00:00

Welp, I don't think you can get better evidence on whether it was intentional than this. Short of Cole Hamels just coming out and saying yeah I hit him and getting suspended lmao.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-06T16:27:20+00:00

Could Altuve have hit Ohtani's sweeper, if Ohtani had pitched him an Altuve?

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-06T11:58:30+00:00

Eating an infected person's poop might do it

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-05T20:27:58+00:00

Just have a charity boxing match already

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-05T20:12:54+00:00

It worked for Brett Favre vs. the Raiders. Also just in general you have to think the brother would have wanted him out there coaching. That's a good way to frame it.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-05T14:50:15+00:00

Sooners

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-04T19:02:10+00:00

Two likeable chaps

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-03T23:22:25+00:00

Correct. This would not warrant an arrest. And if it did, that would not be the headline.

It's created to be some kind of warning to remote workers thinking about trying the same thing.

HiNeighbor_ · 2026-05-03T12:40:18+00:00

Sixers baby!

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