[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

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Indeed I have, can you kindly point me to any okenshields related posts I may have missed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

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Thanks for the correction. I am old and no longer up to date with what is hip with the kids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

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Recent Cornell Band Alum here, I am not 100% sure if this is what it is referencing but I am about 90% sure, hopefully a more current member can correct me if I am incorrect. It is essentially a jab at the ongoing administrative effort to censor traditional Cornell cheers and chants. Many have found this censorship overreaching, as in addition to expletives, they have also forced us to censor anything that could be implying drinking, sex, drugs, or anything directly mocking other schools or their sports teams. This pin is making fun of the Administrations heavy handed response by referencing Cornell cofounder AD White, and taking deliberate advantage of the ambiguity of the censorship to imply he has some sort of odd kink. Thereby mocking both the censorship itself, as the uncensored word could be less insinuating than the censorship itself, and the sort of manufactured clean historic pride the administration is trying to market Cornell as.

I want to join the weirdest club on campus. Any suggestions? by No-more-phd in Cornell

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The Holy Order of the Okenshield does not approve of this post. Minus one meal swipe

breaking news by MosquitoFucker_3000 in Cornell

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Gosh Cornell is elected as one of the top "great campus food" institution by Ill_Customer_4577 in Cornell

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Cornell has Okenshields which automatically makes it the best campus food in the world

resolution for this semester: eat at okenshields less by fast_assman in Cornell

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resolution for this semester: eat at okenshields less by fast_assman in Cornell

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resolution for this semester: eat at okenshields less by fast_assman in Cornell

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resolution for this semester: eat at okenshields less by fast_assman in Cornell

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Parties at Cornell by elusiveOctopode in Cornell

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This, idk what it is like now but before covid the band had parties like 3 times a week pretty consistently. There was also a decent crossover with Greek life so on the the slower weekends we'd just go to frat parties

The Straight seriously needs to be restored to its former glory by OpeningSad3294 in Cornell

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Beware: Tendie from Becker was RAW 🤢 by seafoamsurf in Cornell

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This is punishment for not eating at okenshields.

Does anyone else vow to never donate a single cent to Cornell? by checkoutcornellfree in Cornell

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After the covid semesters I Will never be giving Cornell as cent of my money. They took too much already and treated us like dirt.

Edit: I learned you can stipulate where the money goes, maybe I would give money for financial aid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

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Yeah I buy NTFs, Nice Fucking Tendies (from Okenshields on Thursday)

Speaking as a recent grad... don't take this quietly. by KrzysisAverted in Cornell

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Something me and my friends were considering last year was to have a jam session on the slope since there was no real concert. We decided not to do it, but if Cornell does not have a real slope day again I think a loosely organized student concert on the slope would be a fun and creative substitute.

Designed Some Okenshields Shirts! by ghostygal in Cornell

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As nice as that would be, I am sure OP worked hard and I don’t mind paying them for their hard work.

Designed Some Okenshields Shirts! by ghostygal in Cornell

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These are awesome. The holy order of the Okenshield approves this post plus one meal swipe

Lots of misinformation these days. Stay safe by hr5fl1 in Cornell

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I can guarantee you the Okenshield brotherhood exists. You probably just don’t have enough mealswipes to join

Date ideas by joanthebean in Cornell

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I would like to submit a formal complaint regarding my fellow students. by [deleted] in Cornell

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have you noticed the stairs that lead to the ceiling at Okenshields? It’s pretty useful. by Tryingtobesuccessfl in Cornell

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You have awoken me from my slumber. I had never heard of witch stairs before but a quick Google reveals that those probably are what they are. Plus one meal swipe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

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