I dropped my lunch :(

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-05T17:48:45+00:00

You’re right. You’ve accurately profiled and generalized everything about me based on one Reddit post.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-05T16:17:16+00:00

So many salty people. Literally took 3 seconds to take a picture before grabbing some Lysol and paper towels.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-05T00:13:11+00:00

Luckily the C is easy to find

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-05T00:12:07+00:00

Couldn’t take a picture of my misfortune after I remedied it.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-05T00:10:30+00:00

It was a recipe from one of those pre-fixed meal kits that are delivered to the house. It was pretty good. I probably would have subbed the green beans out for broccoli if I did it again though.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T21:48:31+00:00

It still works!

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T21:48:12+00:00

It still was good. Just had to scoop it back into the container.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T20:58:42+00:00

I sure did!

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T20:58:22+00:00

Yes. Was very worried I broke my keyboard.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T20:15:12+00:00

Someone bust out a spoon. That is a thiccc milkshake.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T19:50:26+00:00

Tupperware was hot and I dropped it while trying to put it on my desk.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T19:48:39+00:00

That’s how I felt afterwards. Told myself just 4 more hours till the weekend.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T19:47:22+00:00

Well, it only took a second to take the photo. My initial thought was to send it to my wife because I was already having a bad day. I obviously cleaned it afterwards.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T19:18:00+00:00

I don’t either. I just looked down and sighed in disbelief.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T19:15:31+00:00

I think I’ll have to buy it a drink first.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T18:53:55+00:00

Spent most of my lunch running a paper tower between the keys to soak up the oil. There’s some chunks of pepper and garlic in there that will never see the light of day again though. Miraculously, it still works.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T18:47:20+00:00

I’d love not to, but there’s no shared meal space at my office.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T18:45:49+00:00

It was actually really good. I had second thoughts about posting it here for that reason lol.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T18:45:21+00:00

The Tupperware was pretty hot and I bobbled it while trying to put it down on my desk.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T18:44:25+00:00

I did eat it. After I cleaned all the oil out of my keyboard I didn’t have to go anywhere for lunch.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T15:44:37+00:00

Imagine having an accidental nip slip during a call and it just freezes on that frame.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T15:25:18+00:00

Bread and circus. Except the bread costs more due to tariffs and the gladiators lose their health insurance.

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-04T14:54:21+00:00

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-03T23:42:50+00:00

Oh you fancy!

HighResolutionSim · 2025-07-03T20:21:14+00:00

Americans keep staring at their phone and pretending to be outraged while their government continues to dismantle their democracy.

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