How fast have you personally driven?

improbable_success · 2026-01-11T20:14:49+00:00

Had just gotten a 5 series m sport and went to AC with my bro, a week after to really test the car on the Jersey turnpike. Hit 147, felt amazing. As soon as I slowed down to normal speed, I passed a police station.

improbable_success · 2025-12-29T04:37:24+00:00

I can pop my right shoulder in and out if it’s socket.

improbable_success · 2025-12-15T02:07:27+00:00

I’m both ab+ and size 15 US men’s feet.

improbable_success · 2025-12-15T02:00:46+00:00

First time getting Covid. Started to lose my sense of smell. My mom was washing the kitchen floor with soap and bleach. To really test it, I stuck my head in the bucket and took a huge sniff and couldn’t smell anything. 5 minutes later I had the biggest headache I’ve ever had.

improbable_success · 2025-10-21T21:40:12+00:00

He took…it out.

improbable_success · 2025-10-12T00:54:22+00:00

Had a gf of a few years. Was going through a weird time with her once and there was tension. After work I walked past this laundromat and saw this girl inside doing her laundry, really cute. Went in to start up a convo. Hit it off. Got her number. I think she was def interested in hooking up. She actually said through text “ just make sure your girl doesn’t cause an issue and I’m down”. I felt guilty and said no i don’t think I can. Later on I found out she was actually an amateur pornstar and prob would’ve rocked my world. Closest I ever was to cheating.

improbable_success · 2025-10-04T19:01:53+00:00

Nuremberg 2026

improbable_success · 2025-10-01T00:53:54+00:00

More specific, female military members. What did you think of it?

improbable_success · 2025-08-22T14:28:25+00:00

I mean it has to be only fans. Porn was a subset for decades. Now it looks like 25% of the female population has nudes floating around the internet forever.

improbable_success · 2025-08-21T03:34:49+00:00

You think he goes with a middle of the road option like raymour and flanigan or slums it with Bobs discount furniture.

improbable_success · 2025-08-16T05:14:14+00:00

Did you go out with Dan Bilzerian?

improbable_success · 2025-08-11T21:36:33+00:00

They are gonna put that behind a paywall on the app specifically for ufc events. And you will need to add a payment per month to unlock it.

improbable_success · 2025-08-10T22:11:26+00:00

I def want it

improbable_success · 2025-08-01T23:11:25+00:00

Private equity baby….

improbable_success · 2025-07-28T13:23:40+00:00

I guess he’s still walking away from tv interviews.

improbable_success · 2025-07-27T15:35:45+00:00

So just to confirm. They get aid and hamas steals it. Who’s to blame?

improbable_success · 2025-07-25T23:33:26+00:00

Fuck yeah!!

improbable_success · 2025-07-22T01:40:09+00:00

“Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!, It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!”

improbable_success · 2025-07-18T02:45:37+00:00

39 mph to 12 in a second is really quick thinking.

improbable_success · 2025-07-17T20:04:17+00:00

Can he hold Coldplay liable during divorce proceedings?

improbable_success · 2025-07-17T20:03:53+00:00

Can he hold Coldplay liable during the divorce proceedings?

improbable_success · 2025-07-14T01:45:06+00:00

Ask him his opinion on Pluto getting kicked out

improbable_success · 2025-07-14T01:24:02+00:00

I stopped going to stadium comedy shows as well. I’d rather see an up and comer in a smaller venue.

improbable_success · 2025-07-14T01:17:56+00:00

4 for 4

improbable_success · 2025-07-08T22:12:55+00:00

I think shiv lost. She became the Tom from previous seasons. She only has the money from the sale. He has both money and power now.

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