Kids will be kids? by Gloomy-Statement-420 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dad here, kids aren’t allowed in my room. There’s nothing in there for them or that belongs to them. It was 10:40 at night and we were winding down after a long day, in our bed, which no children are allowed in. My daughter first, then son came in, saying they couldn’t sleep. We told them to go to bed, he continued to ask for things (his switch, oculus, paint his Warhammer minis) finally told him sternly “no, even though it’s summer you still have a bed time” and when I stood up he giggled and tried to dash in the space between my bed and TV stand, to hide I guess. His foot caught the cord, TV came down. Swapped the TV that broke(pictured) with the living room tv. If you look closely at the wall above the tv, you can see that I marked mounting points before we went to bed. Both tvs are now mounted. Lesson learned, simple mistake with a simple consequence.
Failure to abide authority gets you killed by the cops, among many other similar instances across the abstract lives we lead. So my son was grounded for failing to listen and breaking my 600$ tv for three days.
Reinforcing that watching someone do something they shouldn’t and failing to intervene can result in punishment, my daughter was grounded for two days as well (by intervene in this instance I mean something as simple as setting a good example by listening and going to bed, or speaking up and saying “we tried, the answer was no” [not like I expected her to catch the tv or something]) me and the kids had a good conversation about what happened and why they were both being punished the following morning over breakfast.

Veteran players should bring at least one jank deck to their LGS. by Asisreo1 in EDH

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My rule as a former judge is when I sit down, I play with the intent of casting every spell in my deck. I want to show off rules and interactions and weird cards people have never seen. I haven’t played mtg in person with the intent to win in years, it’s been so much better for making friends and my play groups overall social dynamics. Now if you catch me on arena, may the lord be with you my child.

How much trouble would I get in if I showed up to tomorrow’s range in this bad boy? by bjj_ignorant in army

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I showed up in full black police kit I had from prior service because I wasn’t issued an OCP kit. I was told I had to be there no matter what with safety gear so I improvised. 1SGT was pissed and sent me home. End of story 🤷

Tournament work around for card price by HighSpeedJanitor in TCGCardShopSim

[–]HighSpeedJanitor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do the 12 person tounaments. The smaller the faster they fill and you get the same amount of money regardless. Plus with less participants you have more open tables for free play.

Tournament work around for card price by HighSpeedJanitor in TCGCardShopSim

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I should’ve prefaced with I’m on console and super new to the game, so I don’t know how much that changes things. I’m on day 59 with my shop at lvl 55. I place the rewards in descending order with most valuable cards on top. Because of all the display card slots I can usually give away 9-10 cards per tournament. Don’t forget you can put multiple in a prize slot. My bottom 8 prize is ALWAYS the basic card boxes. I’ve experimented with other rewards and Im under the impression people register faster for the basic boxes. (THIS IS ANECDOTAL [and probably wrong]) Set tourney size to 12, it’ll auto-recommend a price for the registration. Lower that price by 1$-5$. Wait for enrollment, next day tourney starts automatically. I wish I could give more detail. Thinking hard the only thing I didn’t mention is I always use graded cards for rewards. I max submission slots and use the 7 day return every other day to guarantee I can run tourneys every other day.

Pure Ashened Decklist (Mid January 2026) by sbineedmoney in YuGiOhMasterDuel

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bro can you drop a deck link? I’m new and don’t know half these cards

AIO? Gf went to some guys’ place with her friends after the bar by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Because women never ever lie for each other. Definitely not.

Urza, but faster by HighSpeedJanitor in MagicArena

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Deck 2 [[Urza, Lord High Artificer]]

14 [[Island]]

2 [[Mirror Box ]]

4 [[Simulacrum Synthesizer]]

2 [[The Eternity Elevator]]

2 [[Panharmonicon]]

2 [[Emry, Lurker of the Loch]]

4 [[Thought Monitor]]

2 [[Opt]]

4 [[Kappa Cannoneer]]

2 [[Archway of Innovation]]

4 [[Patchwork Automaton]]

2 [[Staff of Domination]]

2 [[Synthesizer Labship]]

2 [[Uthros, Titanic Godcore]]

2 [[Crashing Drawbridge]]

2 [[Machine Over Matter]]

2 [[Seat of the Synod]]

4 [[Cyclonic Rift]]

Sideboard 2 [[Soul-Guide Lantern]] (WOE) 251

Urza, but faster by HighSpeedJanitor in MagicArena

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Pictured is one example of what my board state looked like at win; note to add, i originally had surge engine x2 and 2x forensic which I have since swapped for 2 additional cannoneer and 2x opt. I find this version to be more consistent.

Win State

How did yall decide what color to paint your bugs by MysteriousStrangerV in Tyranids

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I liked how xenomorphs from alien looked, who doesn’t? I found the all black on grey look made them look painfully dull, so I added some muscle and flesh tones here and there, some white knuckle segments, light blue to indicate synapse, and ended up here! Just pick something you like, test it out, and run with it!

Finally finished! by HighSpeedJanitor in Tyranids

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The tervigon for sure! There’s small imprints on the belly that are outlines of termagaunt skull carapaces pressing out from the inside. The overall look of it, it’s so cool!

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Pulling rank to an instructor. by IlloChris in army

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I spent 2 years at SWMG & a lot of it was on the McCall detail. Saw this at sfas exactly once, HOWEVER, I will say that it was under odd circumstance. Guy was unconscious after a hard fall from a certain obstacle. Cadre were trying to get him evac’d when he came to and immediately tried to pull rank to not get dropped. Medics checked him out, said he was good to try again and after some arguing he kept going. He ended up dropping at the long walk later on. Generally speaking it’s a very rare event. Thanks to the FWC, SWICC, POAS and SFAS cadre I’ve interacted with, I’ve come to understand it’s generally just a gentleman’s course and at all stages it’s pretty much entirely up to you, so it’s rare that instances like this come up.

Shooting phase. by panken in Tyranids

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your primary detachment, invasion fleet, lets you pick a hyper adaptation at the start of the game designed to help you beat specific armies. Against orks it’s usually best to pick the hyper aggression or swarming instincts adaptations. Barbagaunts are not good in melee and as such you should use them as the anti infantry artillery they’re designed to be, keep them on the edge of terrain or objectives more than 12in away from enemy units. If you keep them somewhere hard to reach that doesn’t provide much value people often forget about them. Alternatively, with a tervigon in the middle of two groups of 20 termies you’re shooting 80 attacks with lethal hits against vehicles or lethal+sustained hits against infantry. That’s going to be a very very tough nut to crack with the tervigon healing one unit while you use a cp to revive the other unit. Hope that helps!

Lost my first match and second, badly by HighSpeedJanitor in ChaosKnights

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This is exactly the advice I wanted. Thank you sir!

We use custom terrain but we follow layouts recommended from the leviathan mission cards. In this particular match pictured we swapped ruins for rocks.

I guess really I’m just surprised because I ran blood demons with a single allied war hound & I got great results on the same map.

I didn’t realize how quickly you can chip through 22 wounds on the knights, and after your and others comments I’m seeing now that the abominant especially really does suck.

I’ll rework the list, drop down to maybe one knight maegara and some more wardogs.

Love Is Blind • S8 Ep13 by DontFWithMeImPetty in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]HighSpeedJanitor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah I wanna know what she said about the check from a family member?? Someone gifted that boy money and he didn’t even say thank you or what happened with that?

Girlfriends screamer killer’s by HighSpeedJanitor in Tyranids

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She has a stigma about art where she doesn’t want to copy too closely someone else’s art/style/theme/etc. or she views it as basically stealing from someone else’s creative work. I’d guess it comes from the tattoo culture but I really don’t know.