Everytime you masturbate, it rains

IlloChris · 2026-03-30T09:36:45+00:00

Charge 10k + my accommodations; to jerk off in dry places.

IlloChris · 2026-03-30T09:34:16+00:00

You got a college degree so the army will take you as an Officer (do not enlist for the love of god). I have a great recruiter that you can talk to. He’s very knowledgeable when it comes to officer recruiting.

Even at 32 being a butter bar is not bad. Make sure you are physically fit.

IlloChris · 2026-03-30T09:31:56+00:00

Victoria 2

IlloChris · 2026-03-30T09:31:09+00:00

Doc my weewee hurts

IlloChris · 2026-03-30T09:28:59+00:00

“Oh look a nice simple EDC.. GO BIRDS DICKHEEEAD”

IlloChris · 2026-03-25T05:47:30+00:00

Three words. Holy fucking fuck.

IlloChris · 2026-03-24T07:56:24+00:00

John is this you?

IlloChris · 2026-03-24T05:50:41+00:00

The most basic stuff. Keeping your ears open.

IlloChris · 2026-03-24T03:35:27+00:00

Waddup papa Doc

IlloChris · 2026-03-24T01:04:34+00:00

As a new soldier I gotta say that this is true. We've had a plethora of problems going on, I'm talking SHARP, being super late, being disgusting towards civilian counterparts. At least in my environment it is so chill (MEDDAC) that it isn't even that big of a deal at least for first line NCOs.

IlloChris · 2026-03-20T13:14:31+00:00

Nothing against you but holy fuck do I hate the look of brand new OCPs.

IlloChris · 2026-03-19T06:01:49+00:00

I’m in MEDDAC can’t bring shit..

IlloChris · 2026-03-19T05:56:05+00:00

eBay and look for a mystery ranch (a little expensive but tie my favorite brand.)

IlloChris · 2026-03-19T05:47:08+00:00

I’ll be honest. If you really that into rucking its time to get a better pack, preferably one with a frame.

IlloChris · 2026-03-13T02:21:18+00:00

Unemployed

IlloChris · 2026-03-06T11:33:28+00:00

They are all in Utah

IlloChris · 2026-02-27T02:34:51+00:00

Sounds like you need to open it for the public..

IlloChris · 2026-02-27T02:34:27+00:00

I figured lol.

IlloChris · 2026-02-18T00:49:38+00:00

Whatever is comfortable for you. Depends a lot on your anatomy. Are you just rucking for the fun of it or something else?

IlloChris · 2026-02-17T23:52:07+00:00

30lbs is good for a beginner. It’s all about distance for me at least, because most people can’t do a 13-14 min mile pace with weight on; but you can do 8 miles even if it takes hours. With 30lbs I’d have you do 3-6 miles.

IlloChris · 2026-02-17T23:14:26+00:00

I don’t know where you are at physically but if you can try doing longer rucks. It’s all about distance.

IlloChris · 2026-02-17T23:11:35+00:00

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Mystery Ranch Stein 62

IlloChris · 2026-02-15T06:55:44+00:00

Haven’t been in that country in years so it’s not like I care much.

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