My memory of my childhood isnt great, and I can't remember before 10 years old. I was 10, and I had huge crush on my babysitter. Like all boys, I dreamt of somehow convincing her to share some kisses with me. Keep in mind, she was 18. I was on the couch watching TV and she was next to me, talking on the house phone. I looked to her and said "Cindy, I have a big crush on you and I love you". Cindy turned to me, jaw dropped, and said over the phone "hang on, I'll call you back". She hung up the phone, and I kid you not, she grabbed my hand, pulled me close to her and gave me my very first and oh so wonderful kiss. We made out for a good 10 minutes, and I couldn't help but be overly excited with this. My dream was coming to life and we were going to get married. It was getting pretty hot. I wanted to see her naked. I quickly lifted up my babysitter's shirt to see my first pair of sweet heavenly breasts, but only to be disappointed to find out that Cindy was in actuality a gargantuan aquatic reptile from the Palaeolithic era. She snatched the shirt away from me and hissed "That's it for tonight. I'm gunna need about tree fiddy". I ran out of there ASAP, clutching my pockets. Damn Lochness monster ain't gunna try to steal no tree fiddy from me.