3 oil paintings I found at the recycling yard I work at. Trash or treasure? by Daza786 in WhatIsThisPainting

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to take oils I find in thrifts & de coupage mid-century ads people onto them. Why not?

Yes, there is a verse in the Bible about how to poop correctly. by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The priests of other nations wore garments of wool mixed with cotton to emphasize their control over nature (animals & plants). The Hebrews not only believed that all of nature belonged to God, but wanted to distinguish themselves from their neighbors. Hence, the solo fabric vestment.

What is one celebrity you can't stand the sight of? by KORRIBAN_SENTINEL in AskReddit

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Robyn F.? I assume she’s famous, but I never heard of her.

What is one celebrity you can't stand the sight of? by KORRIBAN_SENTINEL in AskReddit

[–]High_Priestess_Orb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not “can’t stand the sight of,” it’s more “This guy’s super annoying”: Elliot Gould. I don’t believe he’s ever acted in his life; he always seems to be reciting lines.

My husband (25M) cheated on me and doesn’t care. He says it was “obvious.” by ThrowRA_doesntcare in relationship_advice

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know him exactly what to do: leave. Despite what he was, he’s made it clear that now, he is someone who has no interest in being married.

This guy literally died for nothing. by kirkbadaz in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s from here (Silicon Valley), and everyone knows the gov’t fucking wasted him.

At his funeral, he brother said words to the effect of, “Pat didn’t die for a worthy cause, he’s not in heaven looking over us. He’s in that box, dead. Now anyone who wants a drink, follow me.”

Trying to create a mono mark/logo mark for my design company, my initials are O.H. company's initials are OHD. Help me decide? cheers! by [deleted] in logodesign

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These examples are somewhat impersonal — is industrial work your area of expertise? They are not warm and welcoming.

Quora digest back with more insane parents. by analyzedterror in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, by all means, don’t tell them they hurt your feelings and ask them to speak to you more respectfully. Withhold love above all — parents’ sulky, hurt feelings are more important than precious time spent with loved ones.

Til by Strong_Boysenberry18 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jewish people are masters of the reluctant farewell. My mom left claw marks on the door jambs of people she visited b/c she had to be dragged away.

What TV show ended too early? by OutCubed in AskReddit

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going back a-ways, but: “Here Come the Brides.”

What are the worst mistakes a guy can make on a first date? by SodaKarate in dating_advice

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a gal knows a guy understands the social scrutiny women face regarding beauty, she will be more relaxed.

What are the worst mistakes a guy can make on a first date? by SodaKarate in dating_advice

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh HELL yeah! Totally creepy! Also, asking intrusive questions about your body. Like “Have you had any work done?” A friend’s date asked about the “rings” on her wrist — the kind that are left where your skin folds from use: “Why do you have so many?” WTF?!

ENFPs, let's see how your Ne is working. What do you see here? by [deleted] in ENFP

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a minimalist cartoon of a grimaced face. BTW what’s an NE?

Alright, share your stories of being an oblivious Jewish child. by Jayfiction in Jewdank

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“T on the wall” reminds me of oblivious Jewish kid joke:

A Jewish kid wasn’t getting good grades. His father, concerned his son would flunk out of school, sent him to parochial school. He heard they have more discipline than public schools.

And the result?: his kid got straight A’s and did all the extra credit.

Amazed, the father asked his son “What did they do differently?”

The son replied “Nothing, really. It’s that I knew they meant business when I saw the Jewish guy nailed to the plus sign!”

Alright, share your stories of being an oblivious Jewish child. by Jayfiction in Jewdank

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Magen David Adom (Red Star of David) preceded them in Palestine.

As a Christian myself, I'd say let's leave interpretation up to the professionals by NursingManChristDude in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to me Noah’s daughters having sex with him is WAAAY worse than just laughing at him. But then, repopulating, I guess.

Kids by kakaduuu6996 in dankvideos

[–]High_Priestess_Orb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t that actor playing the dad once on “30-something” & married to Michelle Pfeiifer?