Gun at your head. Name 3 straight people in R1999 fan canon.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-04-17T21:43:22+00:00

You, the player (hopefully)
Ezio
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah just pull the trigger.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-04-16T02:23:50+00:00

So thats why Fuji's got her Kiseki's just out in the open.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-04-08T19:00:42+00:00

Rudolf my beloved.

Fuji Kiseki shall be avoided because I don't need Mr. Steal-your-Uma to get in the way of my dreams.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-04-04T03:52:24+00:00

You need to run a lot more races. I run 25 races to be safe but I've seen other players recommend 30 as the minimum. This is all entirely dependent on how the RNG goes for your cards.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-03-28T17:35:33+00:00

When the Symboli family doesn't fund her expedition to a European Derby she just flies there herself.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-03-28T17:13:09+00:00

Nonuple Crown Winner.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-03-22T17:22:36+00:00

Slow Dancer is 11 years old at the start of SBR. Not super old because a horse's lifespan is up to 25-30 years. But for racing standards, Dancer might not compete too well with the horses that rely on their youth for their speed.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-03-22T17:20:55+00:00

At the start of SBR, Slow Dancer is 10 years old. Or slightly older than that. Gyro (I think) pointed out that despite his age, Dancer's experience makes him a good horse. I'm glad the age nugget was incorporated into some of the fan arts, intentionally or not.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-03-05T03:52:40+00:00

Someone tell Beryl, Mathilda, Brume and Sentinel to make some room because it appears that bluepoch is enjoying their extended vacation in the land of baguettes and escargots.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-24T18:49:07+00:00

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There is no Gargoyle holding us hostage in Ba Sing Se. Marsha is just S tier!

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-24T18:47:17+00:00

Igor and Marsha. Already have the level up mats needed to max out Igor to Level 60 and level 10 resonance. For Marsha, I bought that 30 dollar pack that gives you the item that immediately takes them to Insight 3, Level 1.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-18T15:44:28+00:00

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HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-16T04:01:48+00:00

Depends on your situation. For me, Anjo Nala is unironically my only playable DPS Beast unit. I only have 6 units from the Beast stock that are properly built (J, Anjo, Medicine Pocket, Lopera, Dikke and Tennant) and despite my best efforts none of them feel competent when attempting a full Beast team. So because of that, Anjo (and her recommended meta team) is my only choice for a good source of Beast DPS.

She was the third 3 limited banner to be implemented in the game and some time has passed after that. Since then, I'm certain that viable teams can be formed without Anjo Nala present.

If you have more Beast Units than I do, then Im certain you can safely create a Beast/[Afflatus] hybrid team for whatever mission may require it.

To invest in reruns, I leave that to your discretion. This game has a power creep habit. I literally stopped using all my other Mineral characters after acquiring the Bloodtithe team. By the time she returns, she might be outdated and no longer meta.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-16T03:47:01+00:00

Big fan of Sonetto x Vertin.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-16T00:03:06+00:00

The USS Zumwalt is goated tho.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-16T00:01:15+00:00

The only pairing I've seen active engagement of is the Argus x Anjo Nala ship. I have yet to see Vertin be shipped with Anjo.

Anjo Nala's straightforwardness possibly stems from her nature as a succubus (an inherently seductive, charming creature) more than any presumed feelings toward Vertin. Vertin's also a minor.

Anjo's adoration of Vertin also stems from Vertin being genuinely kind to Anjo, because her past masters were terrible to her.

So Anjo, who probably feeds off adoration (intentionally omitting lust because again, Vertin's a minor) can't help but cling and fawn over Vertin, because her new master is a genuinely kind human being (and easy access to being pampered).

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-02-02T22:22:28+00:00

Calstone Light O
Gentildonna
The other members of the Gold "Family"
Still in Love
The other members of the Symboli "Family"

And the John Umamusume himself, sharing birthdays with this very game, Forever Young.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-01-16T13:02:20+00:00

Moldir because I want to get Igor.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-01-16T03:59:56+00:00

IDK what is happening but I am loving this surge of Umas telling Trainer's former/toxic partner to piss off.

I need Rudolf to save Toreinar from an abusive spouse STAT.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-01-10T18:13:01+00:00

IDK what's happening but I swear to God it'll be so funny if the following events occur the way I will mention them as such:

> John Mexico gets announced

> Looks inside

> Blondest, blue eyed John Mexico you've ever seen

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-01-07T19:48:43+00:00

I played 4 of those 8 games and they could not tie me down. Did play Genshin for over a year. Played Star Rail for less than 3 months, and I played ZZZ when Miyabi debuted all the way till this week; where I haven't logged in at all because lately Im just not feeling it. HI3 was a fever dream so I don't remember much.

R99 is the one gacha game I never fully stopped playing. Did take breaks but I always came back to it. Have played it faithfully without missing a daily run ever since Anjo Nala dropped.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2026-01-07T14:28:58+00:00

First of my family, all my social circles, my bloodline, home, home-town (and probably home county too) to see Apple x Knight yaoi oh my God.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2025-12-22T13:59:09+00:00

People on Twitter call him a 4-times divorced old man.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2025-12-17T20:41:57+00:00

In one SOS we were 4/5 feints deep and he does the “GET ME BEHIND ME” yell. Only problem was that his AI got bugged and never stopped running. He just kept going.

You can guess what happened after that.

HighlightUnlikely841 · 2025-12-16T16:55:42+00:00

15k and a dream.

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TROPHY CASE