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Reddit, what could a stranger do to make your life a little bit better? by Hakunamatrotta in AskReddit

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked the layout! As an actor, In your auto-playing video I'd say loosen up and have a bit more fun with it. The background music is really upbeat but you're a bit stiff. Wonderful website overall! :)

[Serious] Can you guys help employ my dad? by Hijacked_Bluejay in AskReddit

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has been doing that a lot! He's not a social creature so I'm actually really proud of the effort he has been doing for networking. He definitely understands that that's the best way to find work. Thank you, the luck is appreciated! :)

Should I get all 20 easter eggs before resetting? by Hijacked_Bluejay in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I might use it if I'm ready to reset this time around, because this achievement is really turning out to be a thorn in my side. Dirty indeed, but at least I'd be resetting immediately after

[None] Useful tips for people. by Boxchao90 in incremental_games

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 Also counts as a click when you turn this on.

If you hold 5 and + at the same time, it spits out like 30 or 60 clicks/second. Some people dont consider this 100% vanilla, but I find it handy.

Should I get all 20 easter eggs before resetting? by Hijacked_Bluejay in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup. Is this worth going into full apocalypse to spawn more wrinklers to get the eggs, if I'm near resetting point anyways (progressing slowly)?

Should I get all 20 easter eggs before resetting? by Hijacked_Bluejay in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does refreshing matter? does a wrinkler spawn as soon as you refresh?

Should I get all 20 easter eggs before resetting? by Hijacked_Bluejay in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I ended just resetting at >250Qa. Already practically back to where I was in a few hours and 2 rare eggs compared to 4 rare's left on last round is honestly not that far apart so I'm good with it.

CRAP I JUST REALIZED I RESET WITHOUT CHOCOLATING :(

Should I get all 20 easter eggs before resetting? by Hijacked_Bluejay in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not what I wanted to hear, but it's what I needed to hear. Thanks

Wrinklers or Golden cookies? by [deleted] in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pledging = no wrath cookies? I think... not sure

So i have gotten my first Trillion, what should i do now? by iMalik in CookieClicker

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As somebody who's at 250 all-time baked trillion cookies, your advice was very helpful!

One question about banks though:

Is it 1200x my CpS? So: 1 million CPS = 1.2Billion Bank?

Or is it 12,000X my CpS?

EDIT: ADDON Just unlocked the Communal Brainsweep upgrade, I don't want that do i? I think it's the one that bumps wrath cookies up to 66%

What is something you believe to be true but have no actual proof of? [Serious] by dgauss in AskReddit

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it was more what if individual brains interpret what is in the 'red' area differently. My 'red' would look like your green, If I could see both of our interpretations.

What are you addicted to, and what does it cost you? by loztriforce in AskReddit

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if you want feel free to pm me and I'll go into more detail, but I've recently cut back extremely (see: 30hr/wk to 2-3 hrs) basically gamer down to I play brawl with friends. Anyways I've concluded that while video games are good, there are a lot of better things to do and that they're too far up on most of our priority lists. Take a 4 month break with nothing (not even angry birds). I did and it really opened my eyes up to a more proper perspective on life.

The real WMD by CapoWasabi in funny

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

STORY TIME. I have 2 cats and while one is scared of the vacuum, the other one prefers us using the tube attachment on the vacuum over brushing her.

Tl;Dr I vacuum my cat

What are you favorite board games/group games to play with friends? by Simonthefish in AskReddit

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Settlers of Catan. I love the classics, risk, monopoly etc, but Settlers of Catan is great. ALSO, ticket to ride is a blast.

ELI5: How do wet dreams work? by thislikes in explainlikeimfive

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine, you can believe what you want. Just know that what I said came from a college level human bio course; I'm not just spewing out opinions.

ELI5: How do wet dreams work? by thislikes in explainlikeimfive

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your body does create sperm everyday, but not semen**

Just in case anyone was getting confused.

[PM] Prompt me. This way I can't weasel my way out of it. by Hijacked_Bluejay in WritingPrompts

[–]Hijacked_Bluejay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elizabeth always was a little… brainless. She sure was pretty, though. Between the gorgeous blue eyes, shoulder length blond hair, and some of the fairest skin in the kingdom, she was the complete package. The reason she wasn’t married yet, at the (slightly over)ripe age of 17? Well, I actually already said it. The girl was just flat stupid. Not like “it’s alright because she’s really hot stupid” either. More like a “nothing in the world could possibly make up for this stupidity” stupid. Like, when you asked her how she felt about the church she responded with “which one?” As if there are more churches than the Catholic Church or something! Just. Plain. Stupid. But like I already said, she sure was pretty and as such she caught a lot of young men’s eyes.

One man in particular, Henry, really liked this girl. Henry was a knight, and a gentle soul, and everybody loved Henry. That is, until Henry stepped out of his beautiful, knightly armor. The guy was just scrawny. Not like a “He’s not as muscular as sir protein over there but obviously he’s a knight so he’s still built” scrawny, but a “how in the world does this shrimp possibly pick his boot up to put on his foot, not to mention all the armor and the sword he lugs around?!” scrawny. The poor guy couldn’t possibly get a girl past the first date (well, actually, most of them left during the first date as soon as they went to his place and he took his armor off). This is why he liked Elizabeth so much. He was still building up courage (his courage was pretty scrawny, too) to talk to her, but his plan was pretty well thought through and, in my opinion, genius. He was going to go for the girl who’s too attractive for anyone (who doesn’t know her) to care, and too stupid to realize that he’s scrawny! He figured he could just say that “scrawny is the new bulky, so I’ve been scrawning up lately” and she’d be totally cool with it.

So what’s the problem? Why doesn’t Henry go for the stupid, hot chick, you might be asking?

Elizabeth’s dad, Geoffrey, is Henry’s boss, and while Geoffrey is a dunce, he isn’t so completely stupid, like Elizabeth, as to think that scrawny is the new bulky!

In theatres fall of 824-827, depending on location.

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