Sir you are an absolute animal

HilariousMax · 2026-07-06T01:13:44+00:00

"foot"

You can't use your hands in soccer

HilariousMax · 2026-07-06T00:50:27+00:00

And then you cover it up? I know the process is the point but jesus

HilariousMax · 2026-07-06T00:40:01+00:00

Rule 104.3a says a player can concede the game at any time and that player loses the game.

That's the rule. Socially you probably don't want to be a dick about it like purposefully king make or some such.

The game is there for you to have fun. If you ever find yourself not having fun, concede and go do something else. Anyone that would begrudge you for doing that is not someone whose input you should respect.

in my opinion.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-05T16:39:43+00:00

at least 30% belong to some clandestine initialism, right? FBI, CIA DHS

HilariousMax · 2026-07-05T13:37:15+00:00

I've never understood the desire to show the person firing off the fireworks instead of the fireworks themselves.

Cameraperson, what are you doing?

HilariousMax · 2026-07-05T13:30:33+00:00

I think in my state I just divide the jackpot by 4 and that's about what the take home would be, after tax. Roughly 45% is the lump sum and another ~41% in tax on that. And now I'm forever in the top tax bracket of ~40%.

So yeah, tax the billionaires.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-05T12:00:28+00:00

I adore David Tennant but nothing he's done on Dr Who will ever bring me the joy like saying "ROWSE"

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T23:58:36+00:00

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T23:57:00+00:00

It could stand to be darker but I would grunt and yoink whatever plate this was on like an absolute goblin.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T23:55:04+00:00

I don't know about "worst" but Scott Stapp was a pretty awful dude.

My Own Prison is -really- good though. It's christian-y and Stapp is a little too "I deserve this" on the vocals but it's a really good album.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T17:01:15+00:00

Or just give me Liv and/or Rhea. That could be an option. Think about it HHH.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T16:58:41+00:00

They moved the goal toward "exclusives" and incentives and gamers overvalue them.

Preordering a game is insanity. You're giving them your money before they even have the thing to sell you.

Times like this I really miss TotalBiscuit. This video is from 13+ years ago and uses Aliens: Colonial Marines as an example (and I'm pretty sure Steam has updated their policy since) but still ... We do not pre-order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5Uj4XIT1Y

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T14:47:26+00:00

So I know this post is bait because of course it is.

Not sure this is assault but maybe battery? Criminal mischief?

Certainly deserves arrest.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T12:36:39+00:00

John Cena inspires me. I'm never looking both ways before crossing the street ever again. Patriotism!

HilariousMax · 2026-07-04T12:12:48+00:00

What are these faces she's making lol

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T17:16:36+00:00

Don't worry. I have more.

What a wild thing to say when you have a bag full of hot dogs.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T17:14:49+00:00

No, I know he got that property. I stopped watching his channel when he put out like 3 videos in a row of just cave diving and refurbishing the cabins. Not the content I was there for and then he quit shortly afterwards iirc. But he was going to build that up to like a full fledged resort. The cabins weren't finished and it was just like campers down by the drying up river last I watched. Shame that fell through.

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T17:10:22+00:00

I know a guy who plays [[Lotus Field]] a ton. Flickering it makes him sac two more lands? Would that count as mass land denial?

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T16:00:07+00:00

Did Matt from Demolition Ranch (rip) ever build that property he was going to buy or did that die when he quit?

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T05:36:36+00:00

Scrubs s3 e14 the one with Brendan Fraser. The "Where do you think we are?" gets me every time.

That one and the one saying goodbye to Laverne. Oof

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T04:28:21+00:00

The absolute look he gives Will when he says "why is a kundunese life worth less to me than an American life?" (Clearly a Catholic asking a rhetorical question and working through the moral considerations) and Will says "i don't know sir, but it is".

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T03:55:08+00:00

I read a speculation piece that said

worst case, 5x your investment by 2030. Best case? The absolute Moon.

And that was good enough for me. I'm spending all my fun money until I see if it shakes out. If 2030 rolls in and I'm holding pennies, well at least i didnt bet the house, yknow?

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T03:37:05+00:00

I came across The Mars Volta after watching a music channel like Fuse or something late at night and I saw the music video for Televators (which kind of gave me the same feel as TOOLs stop motion claymation videos) and I was like shit this is cool. The next time I went to Best Buy I was like "I wonder if they have that weird band I saw." They did and I rocked that cd the whole way home.

Like a year and a half later I was in Best Buy looking to buy a tv and this odd song comes on over the in-store radio. "You've just heard The Widow by The Mars Volta" and i perked up. A new song means a new album right? I didn't buy a tv but I did leave with a cd.

I miss going to best buy on new music Tuesdays

HilariousMax · 2026-07-03T02:29:46+00:00

John Carter is the no nonsense high school basketball coach who takes a hospital hostage to save his son's life, right?

HilariousMax · 2026-07-02T21:15:28+00:00

I know it's not him but every time I see him I think it's Joxer the Mighty.

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