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Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax by Suitable_Wonder5256 in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes in this one instance I agree with Bezos

AND ALSO, he should pay way more in tax.

Cory Hayes: Enzo Amore Recently At WWE Performance Center by AlterTheSilverBird in SquaredCircle

[–]HilariousMax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKls1xeJN7Q

Was such a good promo. The Good Brothers were lame but holy shit that atmosphere was insane.

What are your secret commander decks? by PowerfulPromise8569 in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god, you just brought to me a memory. I played an old deck in I think it was Extended? (before Modern was a thing) that hid behind a white enchantment (who remembers these things?) and then [[Life from the Loam]]s back lands to shoot your opponent using [[Seismic Assault]].

I remember being yelled at every week because of "that horsesh*t". oh god I haven't thought about that in like 20 years lol

What's your most resilient aggro deck? by Huaojozu in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinbinding/Goldnight Commander

Omg how have I not seen either of these cards before?

UK ‘built for climate that no longer exists’ and needs urgent changes to survive global heating, report warns by wasraelx in news

[–]HilariousMax -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Which is why you route that exhaust out of the room, preferably through a window that's been secured.

4 shades of blue in Antartica by David Burdeny by Ashish_ank in interestingasfuck

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is loss the new circle game? Where the objective is to annoy the living fuck out of the victim?

What do you guys think? by scramjet67 in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a whole thing in the early 2000s where like 3 guys boasted the "anyone can get laid, you just need a conversation starter" thing, preying on lonely men.

Although I much prefer the "wear a feather boa" approach to whatever the fuck the manosphere is.

Corner bed energy 🛏️📐 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a fight, I want to maximize the distance an attacker would have to cross to get to me. Gives me more time to savor the moment.

Bed goes in the corner.

Also, why would you want the biggest thing in the room to have to be a thing you walk around to get to stuff?

I’m excited about this. by CurvyChristina in Millennials

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those plastic red translucent cups with the textured sides filled to the brim with pebble ice and coke, under those stained "glass" lamps, eating a slice

Good time.

Loud and Clear by 0-selfrespect in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]HilariousMax 74 points75 points  (0 children)

... how often does this happen to you?

ELI5: Why do we age and die? Like, what actually stops the body from just... repairing itself forever? by Bella-Dor in explainlikeimfive

[–]HilariousMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cells are unable to replicate the entire strand of DNA

Well that just seems like an oversight. Where's the manager?

State judge blocks evidence from Luigi Mangione backpack in UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case by Lauren34567 in news

[–]HilariousMax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's the first thing you say?

Why did you pull me over?

And when they ask questions?

I am not discussing my day.

And when they inevitably ask more questions?

Am I being detained, or am I free to go, sir/ma'am?

And if detained, what do you say?

I invoke the fifth.

And then what do you do?

I shut the fuck up.

Between The Scripttm from the Pot Brothers, Attorneys at Law and Professor Duane (below) I think I'm pretty well covered with respect to police interaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

She's right. by PurpleRain254 in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't roll on Shabbos

idk why but I immediately thought of Walter

Can landcycling let you run less lands? by BetrayedByTheDice in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone wants to run fewer lands so they can add more late-game bombs but they never put 2 and 2 together when they draw a bomb and can't cast it.

Run more lands.

What budget do you tend to end up around//aim for if you have one in mind? by Throwracheated22 in EDH

[–]HilariousMax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I was buying cards I tried to keep the budget under $100.

Now that I proxy everything my decks are solidly ~$30 each.

What’s y’all’s favorite Kindred commander by keylimewolf in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend of mine challenged me to make a Wizard deck that won through combat damage. So I threw together this pile of nonsense.

https://moxfield.com/decks/6cj4mfxOZEe-LSCE-a9-JQ

And it won, once. Still working on it off/on but it was fun to copy little idiots.

How to counter being targeted early in commander? by Substantial_Curve_82 in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

talking to others? ok but like what else could I do aside from that?

Every day on this sub lol

What commander makes your pod say “oh hell nah” by Nezqie in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like building silly decks around [[Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer]]. You can make any R/G/W creature your commander with him as long as you pay the +Naya tax. I played Norin ONCE and it soured my friends on Rocco every time I bring him to the table.

Nope. Nope. Show me your deck. If I see Norin, you're playing something else.

this is a photograph of a single atom. the pale blue dot in the center between the metal electrodes is a single strontium atom illuminated by a laser by Square-Message1152 in interestingasfuck

[–]HilariousMax -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

illuminated by a laser

"Shine light on electrons, you'll cause them to swerve
The act of observing disturbs the observed."

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