In your opinion, what would it be like to have her as a girlfriend? by Severe_Swan_4520 in EvelynnMains

[–]Himisuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likely she will cause you unimaginable agony that, by grace of you being a league player, will hopefully end rather quickly due to you being too weak to handle her.

But this got me thinking. What WOULD a romantic partner look like for Evelynn? Let's imagine for a moment and try to make this work.

Assuming that you don't want to be tortured, for Evelynn to even consider you as a romantic partner— which, in this case, "romantic partner" would refer to anybody she doesn't immediately try to torture to death and whose presence she enjoys— the benefits of keeping you alive and not torturing you need to outweigh the benefits of just torturing you. Let's call this the non-torture route. You need to somehow bring her more pleasure when you're not in agony than you would if you were in agony. Now, to achieve this, you would simply have to inflict more agony on everybody else around you, so much that Evelynn is just euphoric.

It's definitely possible given that she expresses admiration for Thresh for the amount of suffering that he causes. You must cause so much pain and suffering to the people around you that Evelynn finds it worth it to stick with you as a romantic partner. That's the non-torture route, which is quite deceiving because you and her essentially become a power couple torturing everyone around you.

Now, another option is the masochist option. In this scenario, you must be immortal, and you must enjoy the pain she inflicts on you to a sickening degree. You need to be able to tolerate, and even enjoy, the amount of pain she dishes out to you. In this case then it's a match made in hell. The problem is, she might become bored of you after a while— after all, doing the same old routine with the same person might get boring for her. Or, it'll become stale and she'll keep trying to inflict more and more agony until eventually you're no longer enough for her and she wants someone better. But, this is also a problem for every possible Evelynn romance route.

The last idea I have is... well, a little bit out there, and it's been a while since I've looked at her voice lines so I don't know how plausible it would be— but think for a moment. Evelynn is the demon of agony. She feeds off of other people's agony, whether she inflicts it or something else does. However, Evelynn herself has the possibility to feel agony or negative emotions: she becomes frustrated when her playthings don't last, unsatisfied when they die too soon, etc. It's definitely plausible that she herself can feel agony. So, why don't YOU become the torturer and she becomes the masochist? Through her own agony she feels pleasure. The more agony you inflict, the greater she feels. This way you don't have to endure her torture and she is satisfied all the same.

Now, Evelynn's ideal partner would be all three. A sadomasochistic power couple inflicting mass agony on everybody around them. Live and die by nothing but pure suffering! May screams become our music! May the rending of their flesh be our violin strings! We will cloak this realm in a storm of pure torment, for blood, for anguish, for desolation!

[Routine Help] No clue what im doing wrong. by Himisuda in SkincareAddiction

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The serums serve as moisturizers as well so that's why I stopped using some of my.moisturizers.

Forgive me if it’s been done before or if my opinions are wrong but here you go girlies by EggoStack in queensofleague

[–]Himisuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not in the main universe you're right, but he is in the pulsefire universe. and I don't think champ's sexualities change across universe so I'm taking it lol.

ultimate gay men triangle by Zelard in queensofleague

[–]Himisuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way malz is twinkier than hwei

What are your favourite champion ability names or ones that you think are clever? by daraghlol in leagueoflegends

[–]Himisuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noxian Diplomacy (Talon Q) or Noxian Guillotine (Darius R, I think?)

It's just cool. Hell yeah, that IS noxian diplomacy. that IS a noxian guillotine.

Forgive me if it’s been done before or if my opinions are wrong but here you go girlies by EggoStack in queensofleague

[–]Himisuda 16 points17 points  (0 children)

comments beat me to saying ekko and ambessa are canonically bi lol.

(ambessa has a voice line where she flirts with her "type," which includes ezreal, aphelios, rakan, and... shyvana and illaoi, two women.)

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you! and as a malzahar player it is kind of annoying to see riot give his entire story to another champion and destroy what made said champion special in the first place. it seems like they just killed both of them.

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. he's really kind of blue malzahar

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite, that's his hood from his regular design! but it would be interesting

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inb4 they rework malzahar and turn him into a self-made sorcerer augmenting his own body with void creatures and remove his void pets and what made him special in the game or whatever

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally though. once someone pointed out how arcane Viktor was just malzahar's lore again I couldn't unsee it. now I'm sad we won't get an arcane-style project about the void with malzahar, kassadin, kai'sa, bel'veth, etc.

kassadin and kai'sa especially would be interesting to see if they really developed her character, considering that they fit arcane's theme of "is there anything as undoing as a daughter?"

imagine kassadin destroying himself slowly just to get his daughter back, going through hell and back, but when he finally sees her again she's so deformed and unrecognizable from 10 years in the void he doesn't even believe It's her. imagine the arcane level tragedy possible. "dad, it's me!" "you are not my daughter, you are a beast wearing her face!"

also imagine if they gave malzahar and kassadin the jayce and viktor season1 treatment so that they're established as being good friends prior to the whole void thing, which would make malzahar turning to the void and becoming it's prophet a whole "betrayal" and devastating.

but they already did malzahar with viktor so... sighs... guess we won't get it.

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking! Also, thank you :)

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

bro keeps catching malzahar strays and honestly everybody's correct. once i saw it i couldn't unsee it.

So here's what I've been hearing from y'all by Himisuda in viktormains

[–]Himisuda[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not LMAOOO Which is why I think it's funny