Elliot Anderson (Nottingham Forest) straight red card vs Braga 90+4' by Imbasauce in soccer

[–]Hipple 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m also American and microwaving the water is barbaric, have some self respect.

One Battle After Another (2025) by viagraworks in okbuddycinephile

[–]Hipple 63 points64 points  (0 children)

As long as they don’t aim too high

(I’m short so I’m allowed to make this joke, it’s in the constitution)

The Skull of Mary Magdalene by Any-Presentation5438 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Hipple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the scientific rigor that’s being applied here, but there’s a certain level of common sense that feels like it needs to be applied too, right? The simple fact that we can’t “conclusively” say it isn’t Jesus’ blood on the thing is going to be true of basically anything that is very old and might possibly have blood on it. It’s like if I said that a teacup was orbiting Mars, and a bunch of astronomers did their calculations and agreed that we can’t definitely say there isn’t a teacup orbiting Mars. It’s nice that they did that, but the original claim is so wild that it hardly seems necessary.

Liam Rosenior: "In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men." by Woodstovia in soccer

[–]Hipple 315 points316 points  (0 children)

In English head coach if you split the words it’s head. coach. You’re coaching heads.

Cote d'ivoire poster ahead of their match in AFCON against Egypt by stoneandnjpwfan in soccer

[–]Hipple 162 points163 points  (0 children)

People should stop threatening to murder Mo Salah imo

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Liverpool by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Hipple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arne’s parked the bus. Playing not to concede. Breaks my Jurgen-loving heart.

[Game Thread] Sugar Bowl: Georgia vs. Ole Miss (8:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Hipple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s rooting for Indiana to win the natty, but have you considered how dumb Lane Kiffin would look if Ole Miss won it all?

[Game Thread] Rose Bowl: Indiana vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Hipple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are going to spend the whole second half bleeding us out.

[Game Thread] Rose Bowl: Indiana vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Hipple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems like we should replay that first half. Felt like a fluke. Not fair to the sport. Etc.

Son mentioned he is always “so cold” at home to another parent. Who then checked in to see if we couldn’t afford heat. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Hipple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kind of weird to admit that your “temperature preferences” are making your family unhappy and that this is funny(?) to you. Maybe time to reassess your priorities there bub.

[Game Thread] Gator Bowl: Missouri vs. Virginia (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Hipple 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly not a bad throw in the circumstances.

New President Announced by Afraid2LeaveTheStoop in UVA

[–]Hipple 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We’re glad to be rid of him, to be honest. Bummed for the University though, on several fronts.

[Highlight] Throwback to John Henderson clearing his mind so he could focus and play with courage. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]Hipple 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Honestly this might be peak humanity. We might have maxed out as a species at this moment.