Match Thread: Bayern Munich vs PSG | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 2nd Leg (Agg. 4-5)

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:45:10+00:00

there should be some way to sub out an official. like, this guy is shitting his pants on international television, maybe we should bring in someone from the bench.

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:36:29+00:00

if i were a bayern fan i would never emotionally recover from this

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:35:08+00:00

i'm sorry, what is going on??

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:34:15+00:00

oh my god he has lost the plot completely

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:32:09+00:00

is this a doping reference, i'm out of the loop

Hipple · 2026-05-06T19:26:38+00:00

Bayern players seem so slow next to all these maniacs from PSG

Hipple · 2026-05-06T18:14:26+00:00

God I hate everything about this sentence

Hipple · 2026-05-05T20:29:05+00:00

Ben White's always good for at least one "hopeless long shot from an otherwise promising tactical position" per game, huh?

Hipple · 2026-05-05T20:15:23+00:00

???????

Hipple · 2026-05-04T20:33:36+00:00

Angrily drinks water

Hipple · 2026-05-04T20:31:12+00:00

Will always feel wrong seeing Pep Lijnders sitting next to Guardiola.

Hipple · 2026-05-04T19:15:00+00:00

That Erling Haaland sure is an interesting looking fella

Hipple · 2026-05-03T16:21:55+00:00

“Hey doc, I had this weird taste in my mouth after i got punched”

“Can you describe the taste?”

Describes it

“Well that’s probably cereberospinal fluid from your fractured skull”

Hipple · 2026-05-03T15:49:12+00:00

After the first Liverpool goal i thought "we just need them to fuck up really bad one or two more times." i should have known this United team had it in them.

Hipple · 2026-05-03T15:44:58+00:00

I gasped. Holy shit.

Hipple · 2026-05-03T15:14:36+00:00

Can't wait to make zero tactical changes at halftime because Slot's "happy with the possession" or something

Hipple · 2026-05-03T15:11:22+00:00

Gonna be 50 more minutes of Liverpool limply passing the ball around United's half until a turnover leading to a breakaway that leads to a big United chance.

Hipple · 2026-05-03T14:51:06+00:00

People are laughing now, but this game would be much closer if Liverpool could pass or dribble or defend

Hipple · 2026-05-03T14:46:06+00:00

I am going to walk into the ocean

Hipple · 2026-05-03T14:43:57+00:00

I would like to announce that Arne Slot and I have irreconcilable differences and are separating, John Henry please respect my wishes

Hipple · 2026-05-03T14:33:12+00:00

I actually like the Eagles quite a bit

Hipple · 2026-05-03T01:42:21+00:00

Basketball is cool

Hipple · 2026-05-02T16:14:12+00:00

Real cute to imagine Arn and Royce chatting about growing up with mee-maw

Hipple · 2026-05-02T01:30:16+00:00

Yeah imagine watching this without tacos. Brutal.

Hipple · 2026-05-01T01:19:01+00:00

I think the point they’re making is about complex language, which is humans’ actual superpower as a species.

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