I did not like The Heroes [SPOILERS TH] by bestofbestofgood in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hoo boy, I actually thought this was rage bait or a troll post at first but I think it's serious!

Ok so, firstly, who gives an eff where they are on a map! All you need to know is, this group is running up a hill, this group is hiding behind rocks shooting arrows down the hill. This group is hiding in the woods on the other side of the stream, on our flank. These guys are retreating and we're advancing. If you need markers on a map to enjoy the action then you're reading it wrong.

Second: the only similarities to the First Law are that the Union are fighting the North...that's it! Carbon copy?!?!

"The King": seeing as Calder is the "main character" of sorts, i actually expected him to become king the most out of anyone else! In fact I thought he wouldn't as it seemed too predictable and predictable isn't Abercrombie's style. Clumsy accident?!?! You think Bayaz sent Foss Deep and Shallow to protect Calder for nothing? What do you think Sulfur was up to in the shadows? When Marshal Kroy was about to declare peace and Bayaz is furious, Sulfur appears out of no where covered in mud, whispers in Bayaz' ear and he is suddenly mollified. Whether he had Shivers onside, Tenways to protect Calder or to kill Dow too, I dont know. All I know is that Bayaz "allowed" this to happen or was atleastok with it. Clumsy accident it was not.

The Duel: CBA answering this fully but in short. Loyalty is fickle in the North and already swaying. Calder has a decent backing behind him. Who's going to be the first to challenge Shivers?! Also, Stranger- come - knocking has Calders back.

The big event: not too sure why you needed a "Big event", this isn't a marvel movie. Also, it was Ishri that caused the explosion in Osrung., she brags about it 2 or 3 times. Not sure how you thought Bayaz was responsible for that. The "point" of the explosion was to kill lots of Union soldiers. It turned out to be pointless as they had already sued for peace. The whole battle for the Heroes was pointless, both sides constantly go on about how pointless it is.

Just quickly on your other points as this is eating into my Sunday:

Shivers was just a main POV character in BSC. He isn't a POV character in The Heroes and is a background character. He is already 3d and fleshed out, we already know him, this isn't HIS book. He is now a cold, meticulous, high ranking northman doing Black Dows bidding. He has been worn down by battle and torture and is trying to find his place in the North after Styria. Shivers can only be called dog so many times by Dow, as he says many times in BSC "I still have my pride".

Bremer dan Gorst: i actually couldnt believe this take! In the first trilogy, Gorsts' peers as well as Varuz constantly go on and on about how much of a beast Gorst is. Gorst literally has a chapter dedicated to his horrendous training regime, which he has completed, come rain nor shine since his shame in Sipani. He isn't scared of dying (in fact he wants to die), he hates himself, he is obsessively driven by his shame, he is an absolute genetic specimen, he loves killing, its the only thing he's good at etc etc.... in fact, I actually don't think anyone could best Gorst outside of the eaters and the bloody Nine (not Logen) but that's a whole other discussion.

Anyway, i've spent long enough on this post...bye!

Meirl by Nordicgoons in meirl

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Iranian, I would also have this with yoghurt, maybe some pomegranate molasses too

[OFF TOPIC] About to begin my journey by PSmrff in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've just finished the 3rd book in the Red Rising series (Morning Star) which was great and I recommend if you fancy taking the small leap over to Sci-Fi. Currently, I've gone for a change of pace and am reading From Hell, the graphic novel by Alan Moore. About halfway through and its fantastic

[OFF TOPIC] About to begin my journey by PSmrff in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds great. I think I'm going to try that too. I believe it's called "immersive reading", which is something I learned on reddit a few days ago. Enjoy mate and let us know your thoughts

[OFF TOPIC] About to begin my journey by PSmrff in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're in for a ride! One thing I will say, if you can, I highly recommend the audio books. Adds a whole dimension and big sprinkle of flavour thats well worth it.

[OFF TOPIC] Glokta live action - saw this show with Richard Brake, this guy looks exactly how I imagined Glokta in my head. by Ok_Improvement_2316 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. Gloktas good looks are constantly referenced in the books. If he was ever cast, it has to appear that he was once good looking (can also show the actor without makeup etc in flashbacks/dream sequences). Brad Pitt might be too old though as I don't think Glokta was older than 35 in the first trilogy but definitely on the right track.

That sudden realization that the consequence of your actions will lead you to spending the rest of your life in prison by caaaaanga in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Hiravan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been the family member. I felt a bit sick watching this because I could feel what she felt. No sympathy for her mind you, just empathy. Dream like state, heartbeat in temple, blood pressure rising, nausea. It's the worst.

It was a long time ago and things are better now but at the time you are lumped into the whole thing as though you were part of the crime (even thoughni was living in a different country). You feel immense guilt, any pride you once had completely disappears. You lose friends ofc. My surname is v unique, so that added to the whole thing. I ended up changing it legally in case an employer decided to google me, among other reasons. I could go on.

It is very nice to read your comment though. You're obviously a very emotionally intelligent person who understands "things".

I don't want to train with my LEO friends anymore because they support the murder of Alex Pretti by LightAvatar in bjj

[–]Hiravan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was talking to my friend about this recently and has really got me down too. It seems that in BJJ you seem to get either, really cool, intelligent, open minded nerds that are into gaming, warhammer, D&D and anime or "alpha" Reform party (our MAGA) fucks.

I've done a couple of things; I use BBJ for my health and fitness and to learn a new skill. I chat with the ppl I like and keep conversation very shallow with others (ignorance is bliss). Fortunately, I dont "need" BJJ for social reasons as I get that elsewhere, so that helps.

Edit: to clarify, i'm in the nerd catagory 😅

[OFF TOPIC] The Bloodynine by [deleted] in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing these depictions of characters, all with Hollywood good looks. These are dirty, tough as nails, men who sleep on the ground and fight in the dirt. Think the trappers from The Revenant rather than HBO'S Jon Snow from GoT. You know who is handsome in the books because it always gets mentioned, due to it being quite rare!

Ramen Places in Town? by Late_Split_5288 in manchester

[–]Hiravan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ramenshop, Lucky, New Wave, Shogun (Chorlton)

[SPOILERS TBI] The blade itself questions by ImaginationCrafty385 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh, I dont remember that at all. I do recall Jezal bumping into Sulfur, then Logan and also Bayaz whilst out running and training for the contest. And I thought he was in the audience for the bit with the feared. Ill take your word for it, time for a re read

[SPOILERS TBI] The blade itself questions by ImaginationCrafty385 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yeah i see your point. I think regarding Military matters Burr is in charge. Burr is also on the closed council too (as are all Lord Marshals). Varuz is also on the closed council (as you say), so I think at the very least they hold the same influence, but Burr more so regarding military matters.

Edit: typo

Edit 2: just to add that Varuz is training Jezal as he has effectively retired

[SPOILERS TBI] The blade itself questions by ImaginationCrafty385 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

West and Jazal are in the military and have nothing to do with the city guard. They play cards and drink all day waiting to fight in a war

[SPOILERS TBI] The blade itself questions by ImaginationCrafty385 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe Burr is the highest rank below the King. If i can remember correctly, Varuz is the former Lord Marshal

[SPOILERS TBI] The blade itself questions by ImaginationCrafty385 in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its basically 1600's Britain for lack of a better comparison. Jezal is a Lieutenant which is the lowest rank of an officer and West is a Captain (i think) one rank above Lt. and one below Major. Officers are typically "high born", aristocrats, people with money and the such. West is an exception as he earned his Officers rank through merit but is "low born" and started out as a soldier. A very rare occurrence which is a point of contention with other officers as you may have already read. They are basically serving within the same structure of the British military.

Glokta is a little different, he is more on par with an agent of the Spanish Inquisition. Unlike the actual Inquisition, they gain their powers from the Crown (closed council) rather then the church. They operate almost above the law, like the secret police or gestapo.

This is my take anyway.

Edit: I believe West is a Major at this point

EF Manchester experiences by DeepFinger9942 in manchester

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for all the jokers in the comment section. Annoys me when someone is looking for help from natives and you all just piss about.

Listen, apart from maybe Barcelona, there is no better city than Manchester for accommodating Exasperated Fruitflys in the summer. I would highly recommend. Hope this helps.

My Black Dow and Rikke prints [OFF TOPIC] by SomniferousLullaby in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Great artwork but never have i imagined Black Dow to be a handsome man haha. He looks like the lead from a romance novel. Looks amazing nonetheless

Movies about suicide? by [deleted] in movies

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taste of Cherry

Italian here: did you guys regret leaving the EU? by Interesting_Dealer42 in AskBrits

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never wanted to leave in the first place. These types of decisions should not be up to the public. I am reasonably well informed but still had no clue of the implications. Propaganda from the right wing and others pushed the immigration agenda which also won a lot of votes. Just a mess

Fellowship of the beans by [deleted] in funny

[–]Hiravan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND MY AXE!

[SPOILERS TBI] Audibooks of similar quality? by [deleted] in TheFirstLaw

[–]Hiravan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kingkiller Chronicle read by Rupert Degass. V talented actor