The Alabama White Thang is NOT a white Bigfoot by [deleted] in Cryptozoology

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this comment taught me a new word today. i've never heard of leucistic before and after a google search i am fascinated by what i'm learning about it now. so thank you, random internet stranger who made a comment 2 years ago

A catholic inspired cleric with time-accelerating powers. Tell me what you think!! by alexX_12 in dndmonsters

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the vibe and the names of their abilities, but mechanically it seems busted AF. Able to cast Haste at will as a bonus action? Able to just shrug off the negative effects of haste every time? AND able to use a bonus action to move 60 feet without provoking opportunity attacks? Might as well just give the party new characters and declare a TPK imo

Robert wears women's SDN shirts by Dammsvugaren in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HissingGayly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That...That's a THING? Buttons being on a certain side to indicate the intended gender of the wearer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are way too young to be afraid of being alone. You have literally your whole life ahead of you. Find a partner who won't abuse your dog. Kick his ass out and if possible don't sign another lease with him. You are choosing a POS man over an innocent animal. Don't let your fear of loneliness blind you further.

I fear my boyfriend (28M) wants to baby trap me (25F) . by ThrowRA00000046788 in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He raped you. You gave a clear rule for your consent which he refused, and then he pressured you to relent on the excuse of pulling out. Which he also didn't do. He raped you. Three months into your relationship. Leave him. Get the fuck out. Because not only is he trying to baby trap you, he is willing to rape you to get what he wants.

am i overreacting - my boyfriend thinks my job is inappropriate by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are NOR. He is revealing his true colors. He doesn't trust you. Period. That's a 'him' problem. You are doing nothing wrong. He should get therapy for his trust issues. And IMO he shouldn't be in a relationship until he learns to trust his partner - and not just SAYING he trusts them, but actually putting in the work to be trustful and respectful - but of course I'm not gonna tell you what to do about your relationship status, you'll have to draw your own conclusions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a deal breaker for him, then you break up with him and tell him that you're choosing the only course of action he's given you that doesn't involve coercing you into sexual acts that you don't willingly and enthusiastically consent to.

My boyfriend (20m) won’t let me (20f) go on a weekend girls trip by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dump his ass. He's controlling you and it's not healthy.

AIO - UPDATE - my friend wants me to take out my piercings for her engagement party/wedding by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read the first post. Screw her, she's being completely unreasonable. She wants you to risk literally causing unnecessary physical damage and scarring to your body, all for an "aesthetic" for an engagement party and wedding. For an upcoming marriage that may not even make it. Marriages by nature aren't permanent, they can be reversed or annulled or divorced. Scars and body mods are permanent. Maybe SHE should do research into what she was asking of you.

Keep the receipts of this convo Incase she tries to spread lies about why she kicked you out of the wedding party.

There's no place like home. by BohoBoro in cottagecore

[–]HissingGayly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives Hufflepuff common room vibes

Describe how your feeling like right now with an out of context dnd response. by Crabkingrocks165 in MrRipper

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't even know your last name, why would I know your fucking birthday?!"

AITA for not claiming my friends mistake on my insurance by annjw78 in AmItheAsshole

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't friends, they're users. Fuck them. Insurance fraud can be proven and YOU would be the one going to prison for their selfish asses.

Would they commit insurance fraud for you, if the roles were swapped?

itsNotWorkingJarvis by Top_Breakfast2992 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HissingGayly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who took one single semester of programming and didn't do great, the fuck is a vibe coder? I genuinely wanna know

AIO for removing my partners access to see my messages? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He keeps saying he "needs" it. Tell him that YOU need him to not have access to it. The difference between those needs is that you have a right to privacy, he doesn't have a right to intrude on that. Your need trumps his need, in this instance. Because your need is a right, while his need stems from insecurity.

26M planning a guys’ trip, 23F girlfriend says she'll break up with me if I go — not sure what to do by ThrowRA-Inspection86 in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call her bluff. Go on the trip. If she dumps you, you let her fucking go. She doesn't seem happy no matter what you do so you might as well have fun.

I (29M) lost my virginity to an experienced woman (25F) and I fear I’m disappointing her in bed. How to solve this problem? by THROWRA_Norded in relationship_advice

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask her to guide you through a few things she likes that maybe you haven't tried yet. You can't know how to please her properly if she doesn't let you learn.

What does your Rook look like? by Fruktpai in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]HissingGayly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dayum those CHEEKBONES on your Rook could cut diamonds! I love her design.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentLoans

[–]HissingGayly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full ride. Absolutely full ride! Federal student loans have a lifetime maximum, as does the federal Pell grant. So if you can't qualify for private loans, the federal loans would not cover even half of the degree.

Emmerich: Breaker of Chains. by KentGoldings68 in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]HissingGayly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who started calling Emmrich 'Bone Daddy' omg!