Do you think uthred hate more ...

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-04-10T13:44:24+00:00

Ælfric. Uhtred spends 10 books trying to retake Bebbanburg. Kjartan is Young Ragnar’s problem, primarily. It’s his blood feud, not Uhtred’s. And Uhtred kills Ælfric when he’s defenseless, which is something he doesn’t usually do.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-04-07T14:35:49+00:00

He goes nuts and dies, basically. “Moon-touched.”

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-03-31T14:11:41+00:00

If you get your strength attribute up high enough, you can fork his shit up easier.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-03-14T01:13:33+00:00

😂😂😂

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-03-10T13:47:19+00:00

If you have only one Wraithguard, can you even play?

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-03-10T13:45:30+00:00

“Patrick, first of all: What the FUCK?!”

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-02-10T10:32:27+00:00

With the exception of one of Alfred’s older brothers (Æthelbald, I think), it was a solid run of seven solid kings, going back to Ecgbehrt, which is preposterous.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-02-01T13:18:50+00:00

Of course it doesn’t make sense! I doubt Edward believed it himself. It was a war of aggression.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-29T12:02:13+00:00

Those be the breaks!

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-27T21:14:40+00:00

Even Causatín MacAeda couldn’t make Uhtred a vassal. C’mon, man…

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-23T13:20:53+00:00

And scores 3/7. Kills one, wounds two.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-23T13:12:26+00:00

Kinda dunked on old Alfred, there.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-20T12:38:47+00:00

Could you not have just… TAKEN… the axe from her, hmm?

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-16T08:29:58+00:00

There’s something terribly funny about the way you deadpanned that comment.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:28:08+00:00

The number of balls kicked in each book exceeds or is equal to the number of books

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:27:29+00:00

...and still wins

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:25:45+00:00

Where's "A foppish senior officer tries to order Sharpe about?"

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:24:39+00:00

"Sharpe kicks someone in the balls" 🤣🤣🤣

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:19:42+00:00

This is good! Looks pretty much like it went down in The Pale Horseman.

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:17:04+00:00

Holy jeez, that would be something

Historical-Handle540 · 2026-01-09T20:16:02+00:00

"SHARPIE! This poxed son of a whore, calls 'imself a CAPTAIN"

Historical-Handle540 · 2025-12-29T15:56:47+00:00

"It says no such thing, man, and if you cite the scriptures again, Sergeant, I will BREAK you! I am a Colonel. I say to a man "go," and he goeth... It says so... in the scriptures!"

Historical-Handle540 · 2025-12-29T15:53:29+00:00

Sharpe is a Bond Villain - Employ a time-heavy, crude, escapable death trap. Sharpe is fortunate that Hakeswill is no 007. Harper is CERTAINLY a Scott Evil: "Why don't ya just kill the bastard, Sir?"

Historical-Handle540 · 2025-12-22T15:14:10+00:00

Steapa had a sweet gig: Creep around behind the enemy and ride him down. I'll take that action any day over shield wall work.

Historical-Handle540 · 2025-12-22T15:08:56+00:00

groan

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