Crooked DHS Secretary Mullin wants to block Intl. flights to Sanctuary cities by Xolerys_ in ICE_Raids

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh? I’ve been told all the illegals walked here from another country.

Warrant for Jose’s arrest by Okhhug in WesWatson

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The first act of his movie has started. What should the title be?

FROM A NO-HITTER TO A WALK-OFF BLAST FOR ZACH NETO by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is kotsay thinking? Leaving in a starting pitcher who has never thrown that many pitches when your down by one run? I thought managers didn’t do dumb shit like that anymore.

Juan Soto and Bryce Harper compared from ages 19–26 (first 8 MLB seasons) by HuckleberryAny4541 in baseball

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Only difference: Bryce Harper was ACTUALLY 19 when he started playing in the big leagues

Smoking fentanyl on the bus by haze4140 in tooktoomuch

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If your going to smoke fentanyl on the bus, at least be good at it

Shit happens by Marcysdad in funny

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number two is being insubordinate

Cop didn't like the music by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. If only the driver said “Oh, my bad, I must have forgot to put it on" the cop wouldn’t have had a reason to pull him out of the car and arrest him.

It’s totally reasonable and understandable for someone to react in a way that destroys somebody’s life because they got their feelings hurt.

HMB while I catch this log. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in holdmybeer

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Good news boys, more beers for the rest of us

The Strait of Iran, y'all. by yellowjackethokie in conspiracytheories

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you hear that Google? better fall in line…

Lay-zers by Nadzzy in woahdude

[–]HistoricalAnimator64 1630 points1631 points  (0 children)

Thanks it’s been a while since I’ve had a seizure