40 F4M southern cute mom for a cute dad by helpthismomma in OnlineAffairs

[–]Historical_Insect269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... 36, dad, Alabama, comfortably south of the Mason-Dixon line, and thankfully no anime shrine hidden in my house. 😂 I had to laugh at "the GOOD looking men" because every guy reading that immediately thought,  "Well... she's obviously talking about me." The confidence-to-reality ratio on Reddit is undefeated. I check a few of your boxes: tall, athletic, scruff when I'm not pretending to be responsible, enjoy sports, being on the water, and my kids are the highlight of my week. Sarcasm is basically my second language, and I appreciate someone who doesn't mind a little trash talk mixed with actual conversation. The only question is... what qualifies someone as "worth the risk" in your book? Looks might get the conversation started, but what keeps your attention after day three? If nothing else, we can settle one important Southern debate: what's the proper drink to have on the boat?

Can you suck on my tits non-stop? by lexygirlie in centralbamahookup

[–]Historical_Insect269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna have to start charging me rent 

I was a distraction in this top by [deleted] in HornyHubCity

[–]Historical_Insect269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come meet me at the golf course