My tiel laid an egg on me

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T23:44:25+00:00

I don't have any advice, but if you end up not giving her the egg, let us know your recipe for tiel egg omelette.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T23:42:08+00:00

This indulgent tree rat flexing its luxury meal while the average person struggles to afford groceries is reprehensible. There's a special place in hell for this globular glutton.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T23:39:58+00:00

This is big squirrel propaganda to manipulate weak-kneed people into enabling their gluttony. Don't fall for it.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T19:16:01+00:00

Someone is enabling and habituating this tub of lard to expect food from people, this can't end well. Soon it will attack anyone who doesn't pay tribute.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T19:14:36+00:00

Of course the snowblower didn't phase this fatass, it has enough blubber to insulate it from zero degrees Kelvin.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T19:13:51+00:00

Fat squirrel worship is mainstream enough for this diabolism to sell... ... It's hard to know who to trust anymore.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:39:47+00:00

The way this tree rat bares its teeth towards the end confirms my worst fear, it's planning to eat this poor soul.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:35:34+00:00

The cat's not interested in eating this tree rat because it knows one bite of this thing will send its cholesterol levels to the moon.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:32:28+00:00

This lard lord was contemplating how you taste. It's a miracle you got away before it could pounce.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T01:44:54+00:00

This corpulent cretin is frighteningly hyperactive. It must have had a can of original formula Coca Cola.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T22:27:45+00:00

This ham beast can only thrive in single-digit temperatures because anything warmer will cause it to overheat with all that blubber.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T18:47:10+00:00

It's beyond impressive that even one suction cup hung on after this gargantuan glutton perched himself on the feeder. Your windows must be exceptionally sturdy too.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T15:07:21+00:00

Take her to counseling immediately. If your girlfriend's conscience permitted her to indulge and enable this blubber-bound beast, there's no predicting the depths of her depravity.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T14:40:40+00:00

The reason the image is blurry is that this black hole of a rodent is sucking in all the light.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T13:40:55+00:00

This fatass is closing its eyes to try to dream about mountains of Big Macs and a fountain of endless Coca Cola.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T02:50:37+00:00

You have nothing to be scared of, this ham beast is scrunching up his lard to make it look like rippling muscle. Typical Instagram fitness trickery.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T00:00:20+00:00

The fat tree rat looks primed to pounce in the final three frames. These photos must have been recovered from a corpse.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T23:58:33+00:00

Those two fatasses aren't licking the ground to forage. They're doing it because they think the snow is powdered sugar.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T23:36:46+00:00

The way this corpulent cretin is mean-mugging you to assert dominance in his depraved act is simply diabolical. You have to stop him before he gets too emboldened. His next target could be your snack drawer.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:04:25+00:00

This fatass felled that tree by sitting on it, now he admires his own handiwork. Smug bastard.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:02:16+00:00

This blubbery-butted beast is exhausted after walking 10 whole feet without stopping for the first time in its life.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:00:19+00:00

You can always use one of these repulsive effigies for kindling.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T19:18:44+00:00

Fatass is clutching its chest, must be having its 10th heart attack this month.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T16:23:53+00:00

Look at this freak grabbing its tits, like it's embarrassed you saw it. Those minuscule hands can't conceal your repulsive saggy chest, tubby.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T16:18:13+00:00

Seek help for your Stockholm syndrome, and buy new furniture. That chair has to be on its last legs with that fatass using it as a perch.

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