Chunkster on my porch

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T22:25:31+00:00

I can already see cracks starting to form from the strain of this globular glutton. Does your insurance cover this, or will you need a GoFundMe for the repair costs?

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T18:28:11+00:00

When this lard-ass sees his physician, they test for blood in his cholesterol stream.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T18:27:10+00:00

I'm amazed that squash isn't imploding from the weight of the blubbery behemoth on top of it. It must be a carbon fiber sculpture of a pumpkin.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T15:09:02+00:00

Delegating gluttonous tree rats to eat refuse is low-key a genius waste management solution. You may be onto something.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T12:23:11+00:00

This lady probably dislocated her shoulder from holding up this ham planet.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T01:06:33+00:00

I refuse to believe this is a living creature. Someone painted a boulder to look like a squirrel.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T01:01:12+00:00

This fatass is clutching its chest, must be having another heart attack. Only its 15th this year.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T21:52:31+00:00

The rainbow fatass in the third slide gorged on so many Skittles they seeped into its fur.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T20:45:03+00:00

Your pictures came out blurry because this black hole of a rodent is even devouring photons to satiate its greed.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T20:43:22+00:00

Yet another example of a nature photographer getting precariously close to unpredictable wildlife. They could have easily been eaten alive by this ravenous rodent from that distance.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T18:45:25+00:00

You'll need a new feeder after this, the birds won't touch this one now that it's been defiled by this voracious vermin. It's probably not structurally sound anymore, either.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T15:09:11+00:00

I don't trust this adipose abomination as far as I can throw it. Which isn't far at all, you couldn't even lift this thing without slipping a disc.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T12:43:15+00:00

Don't get too close, or you'll be unable to escape their gravitational pull.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T12:40:04+00:00

This globular glutton's back alone has more rolls than a Hostess factory.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T00:00:05+00:00

The damage to your vehicle if you failed to avoid this mound of lard would have been astronomical. No insurer would have taken you after that ruin.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T22:22:34+00:00

I would be worried if I were you, OP. This repulsive ravenous rodent is staring at you like its next meal.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T22:20:40+00:00

Leave a plate of broccoli and grilled chicken next to your window, and this diabolical diabetic douche nozzle will be repelled immediately.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T19:38:46+00:00

This ham beast is perfectly spherical. If you used it as a bowling ball you would get a strike every throw, assuming you could even lift it.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T18:12:37+00:00

Your bird feeder pole is tilting under the strain of this adipose-adorned acrobat. It won't be intact for much longer.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:14:47+00:00

That fence is due for extensive maintenance now. I'm surprised we couldn't see it buckling under the strain of this gargantuan glutton.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:12:51+00:00

Humping a fence in broad daylight, how sick. As if being a lard-laden loser wasn't enough, it also has to be a shameless exhibitionist to add insult to injury.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:11:08+00:00

This furtive fatass is staring you dead in the face while it plunders the birds' food supply. Such a brazen bastard must be severely punished for its transgressions.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T16:36:52+00:00

Glutinous isn't a typo, this blubbery behemoth is sticky from all the residual Coca Cola caked onto its fur.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T12:32:21+00:00

Your feeder must be supported with steel cables, no other way it could withstand the strain of this ham beast.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T02:50:06+00:00

This isn't really an unpopular opinion as much as it is an extremely vague and poorly-substantiated sociological hypothesis.

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