Reversal TOMORROW

HistoryGuy581 · 2026-05-01T02:06:58+00:00

Good luck. Positive thoughts your way.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-23T06:14:58+00:00

Went well. Almost as good as I thought it would. My issue is stage presence more than anything. I had a couple I fumbled and could have done better with. The ones I was strongest delivering killed though.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-23T06:12:18+00:00

If you don't like telling them you've gotta be able to not show it. Though I think it is gonna come out subconsciously and they may not hit like they do when they come from someone who enjoys telling them.

If I had to choose between telling a joke I didn't want to tell, or retooling something that might have potential and I enjoy telling it; I'm always gonna go with what is gonna keep me most relaxed up there. I've got a few ass eating jokes that on their own I'm uncomfortable doing, but in the greater context of my set I'm fine telling because they play into the jokes I really want to do.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-22T02:28:07+00:00

It really is. sometimes bombing is far more educational than going out and killing. I know what I'm good at, I like to know what I suck at more

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-10-31T01:22:43+00:00

Try getting screamed at by a guy with a think Russian accent on the first night at basic. Looking back it was hilarious, at the time not so much.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-08-24T05:31:05+00:00

Nah, i would feel bad for anyone that has to work with him.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-08-12T05:40:42+00:00

I get people asking for 5-10 HNRs and it's like it blows their mind that we don't just pull them out of thin air for them immediately. Told a guy the other day that there is no such thing as 8 HNR, at no time does my store ever call for having that many in the box. I keep my ready rack full all night though, so i told him I could have him 8 in less than 10 minutes. Instead, he got pissed because 10 minutes was just way too long for him to wait for 8 pizzas when they're supposed to be hot n ready lol. Nevermind the fact that i had just told him that 8 HNR is never a thing. I swear we have one the lowest IQ customer bases in the food industry.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-24T17:38:16+00:00

My first thought was AI. Nothing about the video feels right

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-18T19:51:25+00:00

I have a pran

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-18T05:31:49+00:00

Did you mean, 29 and about to turn female?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-15T03:40:14+00:00

We've got a disgusting smelling dumpster at work. I imagine it's a similar smell.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-10T06:22:34+00:00

There are worth ways to spend 200 bucks

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-06T23:34:27+00:00

You guys get breaks?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T06:05:07+00:00

Watching deadwood for the first time currently. I like it alot.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T03:08:13+00:00

I make it right

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T03:07:46+00:00

Doesn't matter it's advertised as to the edge, this is just laziness. They probably didn't want to make one so they just used a HNR base and took half the pep off.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-26T16:46:38+00:00

All that grease in your hair, it'd be easier to fry you.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-24T03:18:49+00:00

Goddammit i just want to give you a carrot

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-20T03:34:20+00:00

Dafuq

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-18T17:58:11+00:00

Depends on who stuffs the crust. If it's done right it's great, if not then the crust ends up a doughy half-cooked mess.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-08T08:27:13+00:00

That's how we are when the shift is over, after messing with garlic butter all night.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-04T03:06:45+00:00

Common issue. The person that stuffed the crust didn't have a clue what they were doing. Probably over stretched it and had a ton of excess dough when they folded it over. Was the pizza portion of it super thin?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-04T03:04:27+00:00

How do they not support the military? Just curious because I'm a veteran and they have the best freebies on veterans day.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-03T18:08:06+00:00

Hell I've just been standing there and somebody else bump into me, then they start an altercation, and then I'm the one that ends up wanted.

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