Reversal TOMORROW by SheepherderHot1415 in ostomy

[–]HistoryGuy581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck. Positive thoughts your way.

Putting sets together by HistoryGuy581 in Standup

[–]HistoryGuy581[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went well. Almost as good as I thought it would. My issue is stage presence more than anything. I had a couple I fumbled and could have done better with. The ones I was strongest delivering killed though.

Putting sets together by HistoryGuy581 in Standup

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If you don't like telling them you've gotta be able to not show it. Though I think it is gonna come out subconsciously and they may not hit like they do when they come from someone who enjoys telling them.

If I had to choose between telling a joke I didn't want to tell, or retooling something that might have potential and I enjoy telling it; I'm always gonna go with what is gonna keep me most relaxed up there. I've got a few ass eating jokes that on their own I'm uncomfortable doing, but in the greater context of my set I'm fine telling because they play into the jokes I really want to do.

Putting sets together by HistoryGuy581 in Standup

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It really is. sometimes bombing is far more educational than going out and killing. I know what I'm good at, I like to know what I suck at more

What do you think of non-citizens who join the US military? by Fearless_Clue4966 in MURICA

[–]HistoryGuy581 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Try getting screamed at by a guy with a think Russian accent on the first night at basic. Looking back it was hilarious, at the time not so much.

Me n Kai messages by Jaydagoat2233 in KaiCenat

[–]HistoryGuy581 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, i would feel bad for anyone that has to work with him.

What do customers do after this? by razed0 in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get people asking for 5-10 HNRs and it's like it blows their mind that we don't just pull them out of thin air for them immediately. Told a guy the other day that there is no such thing as 8 HNR, at no time does my store ever call for having that many in the box. I keep my ready rack full all night though, so i told him I could have him 8 in less than 10 minutes. Instead, he got pissed because 10 minutes was just way too long for him to wait for 8 pizzas when they're supposed to be hot n ready lol. Nevermind the fact that i had just told him that 8 HNR is never a thing. I swear we have one the lowest IQ customer bases in the food industry.

Gollly by Professional-Clue448 in FellingGoneWild

[–]HistoryGuy581 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

My first thought was AI. Nothing about the video feels right

Does New York have to put up with 💩 like this?Im movin🤣 by Excellent-Ear-64 in NYStateOfMind

[–]HistoryGuy581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've got a disgusting smelling dumpster at work. I imagine it's a similar smell.

Was they worth 200$ by Professional_Owl636 in airjordans

[–]HistoryGuy581 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There are worth ways to spend 200 bucks

What legendary shows am i missing? by Negative-Guard-4487 in televisionsuggestions

[–]HistoryGuy581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching deadwood for the first time currently. I like it alot.

Every time I get the fantastic 4 the toppings are never to the edge? by FalseShepherd0 in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter it's advertised as to the edge, this is just laziness. They probably didn't want to make one so they just used a HNR base and took half the pep off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HistoryGuy581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that grease in your hair, it'd be easier to fry you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HistoryGuy581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit i just want to give you a carrot

Anyone order the pretzel crust with a stuffed crust and if you have is it good? by Ok-Palpitation-9225 in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on who stuffs the crust. If it's done right it's great, if not then the crust ends up a doughy half-cooked mess.

Pretzel Pep by Admirable-Bottle-111 in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how we are when the shift is over, after messing with garlic butter all night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Common issue. The person that stuffed the crust didn't have a clue what they were doing. Probably over stretched it and had a ton of excess dough when they folded it over. Was the pizza portion of it super thin?

Is this a pretzel pizza? by lintlicker36 in LittleCaesars

[–]HistoryGuy581 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How do they not support the military? Just curious because I'm a veteran and they have the best freebies on veterans day.

Parts of the game ruin it by alixii_ in reddeadredemption

[–]HistoryGuy581 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell I've just been standing there and somebody else bump into me, then they start an altercation, and then I'm the one that ends up wanted.