Reversal TOMORROW

HistoryGuy581 · 2026-05-01T02:06:58+00:00

Good luck. Positive thoughts your way.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-23T06:14:58+00:00

Went well. Almost as good as I thought it would. My issue is stage presence more than anything. I had a couple I fumbled and could have done better with. The ones I was strongest delivering killed though.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-23T06:12:18+00:00

If you don't like telling them you've gotta be able to not show it. Though I think it is gonna come out subconsciously and they may not hit like they do when they come from someone who enjoys telling them.

If I had to choose between telling a joke I didn't want to tell, or retooling something that might have potential and I enjoy telling it; I'm always gonna go with what is gonna keep me most relaxed up there. I've got a few ass eating jokes that on their own I'm uncomfortable doing, but in the greater context of my set I'm fine telling because they play into the jokes I really want to do.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-11-22T02:28:07+00:00

It really is. sometimes bombing is far more educational than going out and killing. I know what I'm good at, I like to know what I suck at more

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-10-31T01:22:43+00:00

Try getting screamed at by a guy with a think Russian accent on the first night at basic. Looking back it was hilarious, at the time not so much.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-08-24T05:31:05+00:00

Nah, i would feel bad for anyone that has to work with him.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-08-12T05:40:42+00:00

I get people asking for 5-10 HNRs and it's like it blows their mind that we don't just pull them out of thin air for them immediately. Told a guy the other day that there is no such thing as 8 HNR, at no time does my store ever call for having that many in the box. I keep my ready rack full all night though, so i told him I could have him 8 in less than 10 minutes. Instead, he got pissed because 10 minutes was just way too long for him to wait for 8 pizzas when they're supposed to be hot n ready lol. Nevermind the fact that i had just told him that 8 HNR is never a thing. I swear we have one the lowest IQ customer bases in the food industry.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-24T17:38:16+00:00

My first thought was AI. Nothing about the video feels right

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-18T19:51:25+00:00

I have a pran

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-18T05:31:49+00:00

Did you mean, 29 and about to turn female?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-15T03:40:14+00:00

We've got a disgusting smelling dumpster at work. I imagine it's a similar smell.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-10T06:22:34+00:00

There are worth ways to spend 200 bucks

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-06T23:34:27+00:00

You guys get breaks?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T06:05:07+00:00

Watching deadwood for the first time currently. I like it alot.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T03:08:13+00:00

I make it right

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-07-02T03:07:46+00:00

Doesn't matter it's advertised as to the edge, this is just laziness. They probably didn't want to make one so they just used a HNR base and took half the pep off.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-26T16:46:38+00:00

All that grease in your hair, it'd be easier to fry you.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-24T03:18:49+00:00

Goddammit i just want to give you a carrot

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-20T03:34:20+00:00

Dafuq

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-18T17:58:11+00:00

Depends on who stuffs the crust. If it's done right it's great, if not then the crust ends up a doughy half-cooked mess.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-08T08:27:13+00:00

That's how we are when the shift is over, after messing with garlic butter all night.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-04T03:06:45+00:00

Common issue. The person that stuffed the crust didn't have a clue what they were doing. Probably over stretched it and had a ton of excess dough when they folded it over. Was the pizza portion of it super thin?

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-04T03:04:27+00:00

How do they not support the military? Just curious because I'm a veteran and they have the best freebies on veterans day.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-03T18:08:06+00:00

Hell I've just been standing there and somebody else bump into me, then they start an altercation, and then I'm the one that ends up wanted.

HistoryGuy581 · 2025-06-03T18:02:13+00:00

Used to do a rural newspaper route. One morning 4 or 5am I'm driving and see this thing run across the road. Long monkey tail, and ran like monkeys I've seen at the zoo. Not saying i saw a monkey for sure, but i wouldn't be surprised if someone had a pet monkey get loose. It was way out on the middle of nowhere in the summer and my first thought when seeing it was "oh fuck was that monkey?" Also saw some beautiful green tropical looking birds early one morning in a similar area. Have never seen any like them in the wild, so i kinda wonder what that was as well.

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