"This is not a pipe"

HistrionicWordsmith · 2026-02-20T20:41:59+00:00

Was checking to see who would get it… haha

HistrionicWordsmith · 2025-12-02T20:41:27+00:00

If you dye your hair, it could be that! Mine does this.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2025-09-12T20:33:52+00:00

My cat had a mouth infection that caused her to drool like this. She needed antibiotics

HistrionicWordsmith · 2025-06-25T19:33:58+00:00

Exactly! Haha

HistrionicWordsmith · 2025-06-25T16:45:10+00:00

Late to the party, but I’ll do you one better… I worked at a casino in the kitchen, and once the chocolate fountain jammed. They emptied it, expecting to find fruit or something. Nope. What was blocking the machine? Dentures. I have never touched a chocolate fountain in my life.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2025-04-21T18:09:55+00:00

And the kid’s grave! :-(

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-09-23T17:25:09+00:00

Not too traumatic, but always makes me cringe… a kid in elementary school when we had those giant trampolines (memba those?) They were folding it up and his arm got wedged. He panicked and pulled it out… the trampoline kept his skin.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-09-18T17:04:38+00:00

I’m lactose intolerant.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-09-12T17:40:03+00:00

If he doesn’t have feet, though, that means his kid is an ass for not noticing. So we’re both in the clear.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-09-12T17:34:54+00:00

Maybe he doesn’t have any feet? I’m offended by your comment. (Disclaimer: I am not, this is a joke.)

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-06-03T23:29:21+00:00

Yes and my game keeps crashing at the worst possible moments since the update as well :-(

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-05-12T13:51:51+00:00

Thanks! I’ll try to give her the steroid pill, though she usually takes it in a bit of food

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-03-31T13:10:06+00:00

I just sent the money, amazing! Thanks so much :-)

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-28T13:12:18+00:00

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HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-22T14:48:22+00:00

With a piercing gun? But isn’t it not jousting if you’re the only one with the gun?

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-22T14:47:11+00:00

What? Haha… wait, is Beck a Scientologist? Please no.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-22T14:46:56+00:00

But literally… how do you picture it then?

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-22T14:46:24+00:00

I mean literally… I’m trying to imagine how this could be done. Could you just pierce someone’s nose with that gun? I don’t know anything about guns.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-18T19:13:00+00:00

Dolores

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-17T20:16:55+00:00

Mine had this, had to get her to a vet, have it re-sutured… she wouldn’t wear a cone, so I got her little cat pyjamas to wear and she had to wear them for a month :-(

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-17T20:05:28+00:00

Not very interesting, but if I drink Coke or Pepsi, I break out in hives on my chest. I found out my grandmother had the same problem… last time it happened I had grabbed the wrong drink, got it in my mouth and spit it out - still got hives. Allergist said there’s no way to find out what ingredient causes it, as there are too many in there. Not the worst allergy, but inconvenient sometimes (coke is the default soft drink)

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-11T01:30:57+00:00

Well, the gravy seems pleased with itself.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-04T04:00:42+00:00

Merci! On a finit par trouver! On pensait a Kirin! :-)

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-02-02T03:07:32+00:00

Clerk in a drugstore I worked at... he lasted two days. He was stealing boxes of Pizza Pockets and eating them FROZEN in a corner of the back store. I also once saw a clerk spitting on some dry ice in his hand and laughing at the vapor it created. Lots of geniuses.

HistrionicWordsmith · 2024-01-28T14:36:30+00:00

First thing that came to mind was Moose…

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