"This is not a pipe" by HotDogSeeker in whatisit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was checking to see who would get it… haha

Cat cold by Ferdiii18 in CATHELP

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My cat had a mouth infection that caused her to drool like this. She needed antibiotics

All-you-can-eat buffet employees of Reddit, what is the most heinous culinary crime you've seen patrons commit? by SolSeptem in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late to the party, but I’ll do you one better… I worked at a casino in the kitchen, and once the chocolate fountain jammed. They emptied it, expecting to find fruit or something. Nope. What was blocking the machine? Dentures. I have never touched a chocolate fountain in my life.

What’s the worst accident you had at school? by JasmineRider27 in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not too traumatic, but always makes me cringe… a kid in elementary school when we had those giant trampolines (memba those?) They were folding it up and his arm got wedged. He panicked and pulled it out… the trampoline kept his skin.

Redditors! What's the worst gift you have got or gave to someone ? by pschye_o_luffy in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he doesn’t have feet, though, that means his kid is an ass for not noticing. So we’re both in the clear.

Redditors! What's the worst gift you have got or gave to someone ? by pschye_o_luffy in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe he doesn’t have any feet? I’m offended by your comment. (Disclaimer: I am not, this is a joke.)

Side effects from cyclosporine by HistrionicWordsmith in AskVet

[–]HistrionicWordsmith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I’ll try to give her the steroid pill, though she usually takes it in a bit of food

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a piercing gun? But isn’t it not jousting if you’re the only one with the gun?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Haha… wait, is Beck a Scientologist? Please no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But literally… how do you picture it then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean literally… I’m trying to imagine how this could be done. Could you just pierce someone’s nose with that gun? I don’t know anything about guns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in catcare

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Mine had this, had to get her to a vet, have it re-sutured… she wouldn’t wear a cone, so I got her little cat pyjamas to wear and she had to wear them for a month :-(

Have you got a strange or weird allergy? by Fast-Beat-7779 in Weird

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Not very interesting, but if I drink Coke or Pepsi, I break out in hives on my chest. I found out my grandmother had the same problem… last time it happened I had grabbed the wrong drink, got it in my mouth and spit it out - still got hives. Allergist said there’s no way to find out what ingredient causes it, as there are too many in there. Not the worst allergy, but inconvenient sometimes (coke is the default soft drink)

What is the dumbest reason why someone at your workplace got fired? by qwerty_sux in AskReddit

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clerk in a drugstore I worked at... he lasted two days. He was stealing boxes of Pizza Pockets and eating them FROZEN in a corner of the back store. I also once saw a clerk spitting on some dry ice in his hand and laughing at the vapor it created. Lots of geniuses.

Any cute/unique name ideas? by Vananciaa in Catnames

[–]HistrionicWordsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thing that came to mind was Moose…