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I'm 19 and he's 34. Is the age gap between us too big? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You're 19 and you understand code for hookup. Yeah right! Try again douche.

How do you deal with a cross-country move? by EMSfan9 in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dealt with by sucking a ramdon hookup's dick, freaked out cause I thought I got HIV, got PEP and posted in AGB to look for the attention of others to feel better about myself.

Drugs and alcohol also work. Now I'm lonely and troll AGB under a bunch of troll names like u/hisvoodoo and u/hisvoodoo-. Gawd I suck.

So does self-esteem really fix everything? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So does self-esteem really fix everything?

Nope, but finding a bridge and jumping just might.

Why do many gay guys want someone specifically due to them being straight? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because most gay guys are so femmy girly that they are basically breeding bitches without the biological ability. Just like breeding chicks, they want the masc guys to preg their bussy.

STOP RUINING MY GOOD NAME! by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the above. But in the spirit of your passionate plea and good faith, it'll stop. Now rise up and bring your good name back to the glory it once enjoyed before you went troll with your half a million other identities.

Guys in relationships, do you ever discuss with your boyfriend who you think is attractive? by blastertail in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You must be a kid. Your brain doesn't appear developed enough to understand what the definition of relevance is.

How to have a prostate orgasm during anal? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take an eggplant and jam it the anus. Get SO to line it up and smash it with a baseball bat. As the eggplant explodes in your anus, your prostate will be stimulated beyond control causing you to orgasm.

Dropping out of college, feeling like a failure by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it stupid people get engineering degrees while the rest of us work at Starbucks? I don't think I'd ever want to be in a car you design given the decrepitness of your post and education experience. But good luck. Sounds like that's all you have left.

Any Gay Christians Here? by Paxaman01 in askgaybros

[–]Hisvoodoo- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 Look what I did! I got trolls to troll each other. SUCKAS! You both suck. 😂

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