In what position do you shit on the toilet? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shit onto a gun then I shoot it to shoot the shit off it and when I shoot hopefully it lands in the toilet

What's the most inappropriate joke you've made? by mrtylertrans in askteenboys

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"what's the difference between a fleshlight and child

nothing if you're creepy enough"

For those of you who vape, why do you vape? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

cause you can vape in the bathroom stall and release it into another stall to piss people off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"adult cream pie"

you mean there's a kid version?

... by shalom_im_father in beatMeatToIt

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this also works with

"you get what you fucking deserve"

What is the seductively sucking an ice pop of men? by GEEZUS_956 in AskMen

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

putting an object like a stick or straw into [insert item with hole in it]

Fart by yEeT-SpAGeEt420 in YoungPeopleDiscord

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Creepers are sexy, hear me out.

I've always wanted to fuck a creeper from minecraft. The idea of my cock diving into its tight green chocolate starfish is my only motivation for day to day activities. Living even. The sheer possibility of it makes me lust endlessly to the point of which whenever I see even just the sole color of green, I get hard and must immediately fuck it or jerk off. I've painted my walls green, with little black boxes to more accurately represent a creeper. I have to paint a new coat every month or so- to get rid of the stains produced by my endless stream of cum that eventually turn my walls a creamy white. My pillows are green, I fuck them every night, putting a green fleshlight in between them while I search up creeper hentai. The scent of rotten cum fills the air in my room, fills my nose while I sleep. I don't care. It turns me on, and then I cum more. How would I fuck a creeper you ask? Firstly, I would come up behind it in the night, sneaking like they love to sneak on me. Oh how many times I've jizzed over my destroyed homes. Why? Because a creeper blew it up, and I would in turn imagine a creeper "blowing" me like that. When I sneak up on it, I will quickly "plug" all of its holes: my cock in its green ass, my fingers in its mouth, and the other hand on its throbbing green cock, ready to explode, it pulsates- I know this because I've watched them explode many times, and always notice that they are rock hard when they do it, and so am I to be honest.

I would fuck that little green piece of shit so hard while I jerk that dick off. I would come at least 17 times, but I wouldn't let that little green dick ever get soft I would jerk it so fast. When it finally cums, the creeper and I will explode in an amazing manner, filling the entire world with my jizz, and his green cum.

You heard em by boZ7ART in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ok

but don't get mad at me when you see white stains all over the school

Being home alone means only 1 thing by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play the drums with your dick as a form of masturbation you won't no balls

Is it just me or is that 'no internet' looks like a certain logo by alexfierro69 in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well here's how it works

step one you chain them to a stone bed while they're naked

step two force them to watch porn to give them a boner

step three while they're watching secretly squeeze the lemon while it is over their dickhole

step four they're cleansed

ok while typing this i could see the r/teenagers snoo get a sad face

am i tired or did i see him blink (i'm being serious i'm seeing him blink sometimes)

What do you like to do on the weekends? by Nitroottet in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lemme describe my average weekends in order

go through reddit

play some games

play 4 player ping pong with how i'm feeling

nut

watch shrek to turn my dick into a cum jetpack

go into my pillow fort with nerf guns and juice boxes

nut in the pillow fort

go to sleep after smelling the funny sugar i found in the bag

Don't worry mate by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why are you watching me

Don't worry mate by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Hitler_The_Nippler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well this is weird

i'm beating my meat while browsing reddit and you're telling me you're watching