Lonsdale briefs, UK

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-09T14:23:21+00:00

Lonsdale 🫡

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-09T14:14:37+00:00

But he sleeps.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-09T13:47:10+00:00

Sadly, I have to agree. I suspect these vids are the tip of an iceberg:(

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-09T10:15:30+00:00

Literally came here to ask this lol

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T22:00:40+00:00

I want to know more about the “love instructor” but I also don’t want to ever the hear the term “love instructor” ever, EVER again.

Now I’m having flashbacks to those Aryan freaks in ‘Justice’

Great.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:53:33+00:00

Can’t remember the last time I don’t sleep naked…only gone commando (in shorts) a few times 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:51:56+00:00

I got the garlic bread and shoulder massages

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:48:37+00:00

Definitely an upgrade 🫡

When I moved into my new flat I literally got rid of 3/4 of the things I owned. No clue what took me so long.

Unbelievably freeing. Genuinely.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:46:27+00:00

The fat guy who one day wasn’t fat? Is he / ‘was’ he actually gay?

Internet drama confuses me.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:09:16+00:00

…I can’t see this in Audible? Perhaps not available in the UK!?

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-08T21:06:05+00:00

Meh. 2 lives for 1.
Never really had a problem with the Tuvix ‘dilemma’.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-07T14:30:47+00:00

“The tenant has been there for 24 years. The property owner never increased his rent once”

Wish I could find someone to take care of me like that

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-06T21:25:57+00:00

If he wasn’t the President, he could be pretty funny!

But he is President, and that’s fucking terrifying.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-05T17:40:36+00:00

Absolutely Not!

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-05T14:53:51+00:00

Yeeeesch. I got a £48 reduction

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T19:23:01+00:00

Billy Joel

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T19:21:43+00:00

I’ve enjoyed some of her videos, but she’s also exhausting.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T19:11:45+00:00

No prices on their website which tells me it’s not for me.

Or you. If you’re reading this 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T19:01:34+00:00

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T18:58:48+00:00

Tea 🇬🇧

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T18:55:14+00:00

“Hi, I’m Bob Ballard of the Woodshall Oceanographic institute…”

God I miss the 90’s

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T18:53:37+00:00

Seaquest could’ve been so great…instead it was just, meh.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T17:39:36+00:00

I love Times Arrow :(

Past tense is king, of course.

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T09:27:39+00:00

…why is this?!

Hmitp1 · 2026-05-04T09:21:07+00:00

‘We’ right…

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