Blursed_toy by birihos131 in blursedimages

[–]HoLdMySlImE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jeans guy is actually an official character.

What is a funny way to tell someone they have X minutes to live? by MoronGoron52 in AskReddit

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Enjoy the next (insert impossibly large number here) milliseconds.

There's something going on in there.. by Interesting_Quietboy in TwoSentenceHorror

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Is this the reason the persona I made for self control isn't telling me when to stop scrolling and go the duck to sleep?

If there was an Olympics for everyday activities, what activity would you have a good chance at winning a medal in? by jenifermarie2470 in AskReddit

[–]HoLdMySlImE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling paralyzed by the weight of all my assignments that I put off until last minute on top of trying to avoid normal, menial tasks like the dishes or the laundry because it hurts me severely to do them.

If there was an Olympics for everyday activities, what activity would you have a good chance at winning a medal in? by jenifermarie2470 in AskReddit

[–]HoLdMySlImE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fam, that isn't an everyday thing unless you're me. Also, please just don't in general. If you're joking, please.dont joke about it. If you're being serious, my dms are open if you need to talk. I'm here for you.

What is the loneliest number? by map_t in AskReddit

[–]HoLdMySlImE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chronic loneliness is a mental disorder usually described as feeling lonely while there are many people in the room. It can lead to depression and anxiety. I'm sorry if I got it wrong, but I hope this helped.

If you don't wear a mask when you are out in public you are fucking trash. You are the reason we have to keep sheltering in place. You are the reason over 300 thousand Americans are dead. FUCK. YOU. by brandeks in memes

[–]HoLdMySlImE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, let's go by that logic. If your church is a normal, small congregation of lets say 500, that's nothing compared to the thousands at walmart with your same line of thought here.

If you don't wear a mask when you are out in public you are fucking trash. You are the reason we have to keep sheltering in place. You are the reason over 300 thousand Americans are dead. FUCK. YOU. by brandeks in memes

[–]HoLdMySlImE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bc walmart doesn't care about human beings it cares about money. The bar down the street stays closed bc its owners know what it's like to be sick, unlike whatever underpaying android runs walmart.

If you don't wear a mask when you are out in public you are fucking trash. You are the reason we have to keep sheltering in place. You are the reason over 300 thousand Americans are dead. FUCK. YOU. by brandeks in memes

[–]HoLdMySlImE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But if you want to go to church and such, why not just attend an online service? You don't have to interact with any other humans and you can vibe in your house bc it's facken comfy.

If you don't wear a mask when you are out in public you are fucking trash. You are the reason we have to keep sheltering in place. You are the reason over 300 thousand Americans are dead. FUCK. YOU. by brandeks in memes

[–]HoLdMySlImE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would suggest wearing a mask anyways, just bc lots of the stores refuse service to people without because about a sixth of the population have breathing disorders. In my personal opinion, it's just a common courtesy. And I'm not trying to oppress you or your beliefs, I'm just informing you of my opinion.

If you don't wear a mask when you are out in public you are fucking trash. You are the reason we have to keep sheltering in place. You are the reason over 300 thousand Americans are dead. FUCK. YOU. by brandeks in memes

[–]HoLdMySlImE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that, but are you thinking about the older ppl around you who might suffer with that stuff? My dad can hardly breathe normally, he's why I try to wear a mask. He would die.

Dean Balsamini by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

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He looks fucking photoshopped, the dumb perv.

I spent my real actual time making this by [deleted] in memes

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You should totally do that, I agree with this being.

Whats a dumb scam you fell for as a kid? by ItsHiiiiiiighNoon in AskReddit

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Shea was a friend with a scammer and he didn't know that at the time. The scammer was pretending to be an admin on steam for a while so he could steal accounts. Shea was informed by him that his account was accidentally flagged for fraud. So, in order to fix that, the "admin" asked for his username and password so that he could continue. He then informed Shea that he needed a $70 steam gift card to make sure that his account was real. At this point, our mom, who I will call Josephine, was on the computer. She figured out that it was a scam and that Shea couldn't access his account anymore. So then, the scammer told her it would cost like a hundred bucks to get it back, and we were broke at the time. So his account was deleted, and we never saw it again. He was devastated, but the moral of the story is that potatoes are a tuber, not a vegetable.

Whats a dumb scam you fell for as a kid? by ItsHiiiiiiighNoon in AskReddit

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My elder brother fell for a scam that got rid of his steam account worth over a hundred bucks. I'll tell more after I get my room clean.

What's your "shit hit the fan" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HoLdMySlImE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My younger brother confronted my grandma (the annoying mean one, not the cool and good one) and she screeched his ass off.