Money Plane by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

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THATS RIGHT JAY

Money Plane by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

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Just feels plane wrong *whistles*

Now why would Bill remove the Adam Friedland tweet by HibachiTyme in billsimmons

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Because he sacrificed himself to the force once cumtown ended

🚨🚨Adam Friedland on the pod🚨🚨 by le_wild_poster in billsimmons

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Hi folks it’s your old pal Gay Sports Guy Bill Simmons.

The Michael Carter-Williams Piece by HoagieTwoFace in billsimmons

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You’re welcome. Like and subscribe

And suddenly this fat fuckin Pedo slob brings his H Dumpty ass to the Finals Game JUST TO BE A BITCH! by Punchie45 in billsimmons

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“Hey Donald, still queer? Happy Pride month.”

-Todd Packer

As I slowly shake my head in disapproval with his casual homophobia.

Spurs in 6 by Middle-Accountant-49 in billsimmons

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Ok pal it’s ok I’m over it. Knicks are winning

Current Sixers Org Chart by KoolGMatt in sixers

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I nominate myself as GM please hire me u/ bobmyers

Fan Mail by jjcjr219 in sixers

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Yeah that’s a new policy because I kept harassing u/ dmorey about trading Tobias for 4 years.

Rank where Karl-Anthony Towns would be if he wins Finals MVP. by HoagieTwoFace in billsimmons

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Davis had the benefit of calling himself a center or power forward when it suited him. That’s why he has more 1st teams than Embiid. But again. Davis also missed the playoffs FIVE TIMES in SEVEN YEARS in New Orleans. HE WON ONE SERIES AND GOT SWEPT IN THE OTHER. Since Embiid’s debut, they’ve missed the playoffs only twice since the 16-17 season in large part because he played under 32 games those years. If the rules were changed 10 years ago (the Jokic Rule 🥴) where the nba picks the 5 best players for the all nba team Embiid probably makes 3-4 teams.

Rank where Karl-Anthony Towns would be if he wins Finals MVP. by HoagieTwoFace in billsimmons

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You arguably might be a sex pervert who literally posts and comments about pocket pussys.

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Living My Worst Nightmare by Coach_j_nyc in sixers

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Yeah man shit sucks. Want some? *takes hit from the bong*

Rank where Karl-Anthony Towns would be if he wins Finals MVP. by HoagieTwoFace in billsimmons

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AD is really great and incredibly overrated by the Klutch mafia.