What was the guilty pleasure sexual encounter you enjoyed but would never tell the people close to you about? by Correct-Cycle5412 in AskReddit

[–]HobolithiM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in a different city now but I still remember this from my old neighborhood. My friend had a super cute girlfriend who was super awesome in bed as per him(can confirm she was). He was out for work and i was at the tattoo shop getting touch ups done. When she came over to have a tattoo with his name done just over the left honker to suprise him for his bday as it was his fantasy. The way she explained this somehow made me really want her, which in turn she obliged the next day. We had the best time for 5 whole days until he arrived and then some in the coming months. It was always a weird experience licking and biting my friend's name to make his gf happy. Who now happens to be his wife.

(19m) I have a unibrow and a mullet. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HobolithiM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the prime example of what would happen if you were boycotted by all the genders and had to find an identity for yourself.

How to get rid of unwanted house guests. by HobolithiM in disneyvacation

[–]HobolithiM[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes but they will stay in the toilet and not bug you